If Only

Author: xtremeparadox

Date: October 12, 2002

by xtremeparadox
10-12-02
Man, Contra was the shit - unlimited ammo, all kinds of cool weapons, blowing up aliens. What more can you ask for?
No doubt - that game was so cool, if you touched it without gloves on, you'd get frostbite.
Man, I bet I could beat you at Contra. I'd blow your ass to kingdom come.
Like Hell you would - I'm king at that game.
Of course there's only one problem...
... Contra isn't versus... oh, cruel fate - how you mock us!