Redux

Author: xtremeparadox

Date: October 12, 2002

by xtremeparadox
10-12-02
Man, if Contra were versus, I'd own you like none has ever been owned before.
Pfft. If Contra were versus, I'd beat you like a red-headed stepchild.
Bah. If Contra were versus, I'd blow your ass into so many pieces, you'd fit into a dustpan.
Oh yeah? Well, if Contra were versus, I'd bury you so deep, you'd need a backhoe to dig yourself out.
... heh. You said 'hoe'.
Mature, Rammy. Real mature.