Punch-Drunk

Author: xtremeparadox

Date: October 20, 2002

by xtremeparadox
10-20-02
Hey Rammy, I've got a problem - one of my friends keeps 'hugging' my girlfriend for the sole purpose of groping her breasts. What should I do?
Punch them in the face. Wait - is this raiden we're talking about?
Well, uh.. yeah actually.
Punch him in the face and then kick him in the groin just to be sure. God, I hate that guy.
Thus retaining to your caveat that just about all of life's problems can be solved by either violence or sex.
Don't mess with what works, that's what I say.