Vice City Blues

Author: xtremeparadox

Date: October 28, 2002

by xtremeparadox
10-28-02
I'm here to give you a heads-up. If you don't see hide nor hair of me for the next three weeks, you can blame the boys at Rockstar Games.
Rockstar Games?
Makers of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. If Heaven were a violent, sociopathic, blood-soaked video game, this would be it.
Ahh. Sounds like fun.
Yeah. It's better than sex.
... I'll pretend not to have heard that.