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Author: yossarian

Date: February 3, 2004

by yossarian
2-03-04
The Answer to the Catholic Question...
I could have sworn that I was alive ten seconds ago...
Hello and Welcome to Purgatory! I am Helen, your guide through this vast wasteland.
You're a penguin with boobs and a whip. How do you relate to the Bible at all?
Have you ever read the Bible?
No.
Then shut the FUCK UP, you assclown. Follow me.