All comics by zneakah

 

Evil vs. Good by zneakah 1-08-01
Will the evil robot succeed? Wow, I could really go for some sweet baby ass... Tam-tadam...	Uh-oh... Whatcha doin'?	Once again, Jesus evades the evil that only a robot could do! I think I forgot my... brain in my other pants, yes, thats it... Will I ever get laid?

 

Dumbass Foreign Deity by zneakah 1-08-01
This starts out pretty good for the Easter Island Deity ME. BE. TIKIMAN. Well hello there. I am horny.	I don't think his enlish is too good... IS. YOU. GOAT? Uhm... No. I said I'm horny.	And he wonders why he never gets laid... OH. IS. YOU. RHINOCEROUS? Actually, I'm out of here...

 

[DDD] by zneakah 1-08-01
Poor Dr.Kevorkian... Where O where could I find my sweet prince?	Who is that weirdo? Oh my Guard! Are you Dr.Kevorkian? I have been looking for you! I am Dr.Mengele. Pleased to meet you! You must meet my friend, Dr.Krall!	And so, [DDD] was formed, spreading death and destruction all over the Internet Thank God for Doctors! Hiya! I'm Dr.Krall, Doctor Extrordinaire...

 

Rodney's problem... by zneakah 1-08-01
Nobody takes Rodney The Red Robot seriously I-WILL-RULE-THIS-PLANET Yeah? Whatever, jack-ass!	REALLY! Nobody takes Rodney The Red Robot seriously I-WILL-RULE-THIS-PLANET Who cares, ass-beef?	The problem is, whenever they do, it's always some lunatic... I-HAVE-GREEN-UNDERWEAR Oh-my-God-oh-my-God-oh-my-God...

 

Bug in the bassbin by zneakah 1-08-01
THIS COULD ONLY END IN MAYHEM! Hello!	PLEASE, MAKE THEM STOP! Hiya!	Eh... Whatever... DUDE! STOP BUGGING ME! Whatcha doin'?

 

Why oh why? by zneakah 1-08-01
The struggling artist Man, I keep seeing this weird character all the time... Man, I keep seeing this weird character all the time...	I guess not... Maybe if I turn away... Maybe if I turn away...	Aaah... that did it... Nope

 

An encounter with the Cthulhu Mythos by zneakah 1-09-01
Why Cthulhu won't come up just yet... Why won't you open your eyes? I had this marvelous dream about a tall, dark stranger, and I don't want to forget it	Yeah? What did he say? Oh, he said he was gonna come for me soon, and we were gonna spend eternity together	Well, I don't blame him... Great! Do you think it might happen? Nah. It was just a stupid dream...

 

Dumbass Foreign Deity 2 by zneakah 1-09-01
More problems for our Easter Island Deity friend ME. BE. TIKIMAN. OK. I'm homicidal.	Duh! LEARN ENGLISH, DAMN FOREIGNER! ME. FANCY. YOU. SIMPSONS. FUNNY. No, you don't get it! I want to see dead things!	Boy, is this guy thick or what?! ME. SHOW. YOU. MUSEUM. Must...drive...it...in...

 

An encounter with the Cthulhu Mythos #2 by zneakah 1-09-01
Why being a God now-a-days is hard... I AM THE ALL-IN-ONE! Arrrr, squiddie!	Poor, poor Deity... I AM TAWIL AT'UMR! Wait, haven't I seen you on Americas Most Wanted?	No wonder Cthulhu still sleeps... I AM YOG SOTHOTH! FEEL MY WRATH! Feel your WHAT?! You sick fuck!

 

The Apocalyse, part 1 by zneakah 1-09-01
Feepzy boy sure is in a lot of trouble now! Feeeepz!!! Lord Cthulhu! I wasn't informed you were in these here parts of the west!	Look at this! You really had to do it on your own, didn't you? I'm sorry, Lord Cthulhu! I just couldn't wait for you to wake up. I mean, geez, you've been asleep for almost 100 years...	Can't he EVER get things right? But I wanted to be a part of the revelling, shouting and killing... I mean, it was all supposed to be in my honor! Darn it! I'm sorry. I'll make sure I wake you up in time for the next End Time...

 

Suspense! by zneakah 1-09-01
Deep concentration... Mmm-hmm...	Oh, it's so intense... Uuh-huh...	Climax! Hey Gary, listen to... OH! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!!!

 

Save the planet by zneakah 1-10-01
Oh no! Rodney found someone to help him. But wait! It's Marvin, the Depressed Robot! WE-HAVE-REACHED-THE-GREEN-PLANET. NOW-WE-MUST-DESTROY-IT BUT-HOW? WE-HAVE-NO-WEAPON-STRONG-ENOUGH	The world is surely doomed! NO-NEED! THEY-ARE-TAKING-CARE-OF-IT-THEMSELVES! OH-GOODIE!	The path of the righteous is... Oh fuck it... Heed this warning, all you hip cats! We must strive to better ourselves, or this planet is surely doomed! Just shut up, faggot!

 

A TV personality by zneakah 1-29-01
A true story? Love me...	Is this for real? Obey me...	True... true... I am your only friend... I new it!!!

 

Religious movements by zneakah 1-07-03
Christianity I am the Lord, thy Savior! Lift thyne eyes to me. I hear you, my Lord!	Cthulhuism Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn KILL, KILL, KILL!	Televisionism Oooobeeeeyyyy meeeeee... Must...see...TV...

 

Well, well... by zneakah 1-07-03
Old joke... Why did the chicken cross the road? Hmmm...	I don't know.	Eh? BECAUSE I WAS AFTER IT! Oh sweet death, embrace me as I come to thee...

 

Revenge shall be mine... by zneakah 1-07-03
Poor Red Robot is sad...	Hey man! What's with the nude attitude?	Never make fun of Red Robot... BEHOLD MY WRATH! *ouch*

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