Dumbass Foreign Deity

Author: zneakah

Date: January 8, 2001

by zneakah
1-08-01
This starts out pretty good for the Easter Island Deity
ME. BE. TIKIMAN.
Well hello there. I am horny.
I don't think his enlish is too good...
IS. YOU. GOAT?
Uhm... No. I said I'm horny.
And he wonders why he never gets laid...
OH. IS. YOU. RHINOCEROUS?
Actually, I'm out of here...