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by zod69
9-14-02
Faye checks out the new boyos
Wow this kid seems just like the child in Recess, I LOVE HIM
why's this crazy woman staring at me
She has decided to comence her Fayish mating rituals. Right after tossing her waterbra she states
Hey honey-buns, any chance u and I can be secret lovers
WHAT THE HELL,, ARRRGGHHH
Why does this never seem to work
ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

by zod69
9-14-02
Faye attempts to explain herself to Elliot
Elliot, I'm not stalking u, you're just the kind of person I look at and go, look that kid is cool.
just nod and back away
really Elliot I'm not stalking u.
run away quickly
I'm not stalking you
HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!!!

 

by zod69
9-15-02
William seeks aid due to his inner conflicts
I am very troubled, and require a venue to which I can seek aid. WOW LOOK IT IS THE AMAZING FLYING HEAD. HELLO MR. HEAD
Hello, I am here but for the sole purpose of aiding you with your problems.
Well u see I am confused, for one Sophie has decided that she never wants to see me again, and yet this makes me feel fulfilled. I am confused over the course of action I should take.
Hmm, I must ponder
As with all problems, the solution was amazingly simple.
There is only one solution, KILL YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO STAND IN YOUR WAY. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

by zod69
9-16-02
William arrives at school only to encounter the grim truth. FAYE IS ABSENT, he searches in vain for a friend
Hi I'm Andrew, I'm a new grade 11er who seeks to be loved. I am popular and good at Math. Am I not cool, I will accept you even if I don't agree with you lifestyle choices
hmm too normal
Hi, I'm Lance, I'm not new, but I have a constant supply of drugs and alcohol, hell, I'm always using drugs and alcohol. I am insane.
ARGHH, too sketchy
Hi I'm Emily, , I lie constantly, have an interesting life, yet constatnly pretend it's increibly exciting. I don't even pretend to hide my lies. Oh by the way I am female, and have breasts
hmm breasts, PERFECT

 

by zod69
9-17-02
Yay, today Faye returened to school from the evil face of sickness. But is this a blessing, or a CURSE
hehehe, now you are my obediant SLAVE, if you do not pick up all those scotch mints I just so carelessly dropped, I will attack you with my whip.
No Faye, I won't. I must keep some thread of self-dignity, even if I am purple. I SHOWED YOU I UNDERSTAND YOU, isn't that enough.
YOU DARE TO REBEL, I TOOK YOU IN, BEFRIENDED YOU, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME.
Please I too am human, you must not froget that, I am a person with feelings and dreams, not just some ANIMAL!!!! HOW DO YOU SEE ME!!!!
Inside of Faye's head (her perfect little world.
Ha ha, no matter what I force him to do, he will forever remain my friend and obediant slave, BWA HAHAHA
hmm I never need to wear a shirt

 

by zod69
9-17-02
Legal Disclaimer: In an effort to keep myself from bieng maimed I have requested this loveable hand-puppet to speak his words of wisdom
Hello my name is Pablo, the loveable Hand-Puppet. William has requested me to epak here today to express his apologies for any pain his past comics might have caused.
First of all, William has a wonderful relationship with Faye, and enjoys her company immensely, secondly Lance is sketchy, but he isn't drugged 24 hours a day.
Faye is the coolest, most wonderful girl ever, adn thius loveable hand puppet thinks very highly of her. SO you shouldn't feel a need to maim the writer, I mean look at him, isn't he loveable.
Flowers taste good! hehehehe

 

by zod69
9-17-02
Mishka around Faye
I am funny, senstive, and caring, I love u!!!!!
hmmmm. thin, funny, caring, easier to merge than playdo, PERFECTION
Mishka and William (lately)
blah balh blah, VIDEOGAMES, Morrowind is blah blah blah blah. JESUS STINKS blah
uh huh yah ok. uh huh
Mishka Grade 9 (What a year!!)
BURN KILL MURDER PILLAGE. PAPIER MACHE CUM ON EMMA, SHIT OFF MOUNTAIN, SCREW YOIU FATASS, DIE SHARON, SCREW YOU FRANCOISE
I AM THE EVIL FLYING HEAD SENT TO TELL YOU TO BURN EVERYTHING

 

by zod69
9-18-02
Once again, William realises that the most comicy part of his life is his insane friendship with Faye.
e-gad it appears that my uncle might be in critical condition, oh woe is me, oh look Faye is here, she shall cheer me up
William I just stole your chair, that's alright thou Lackey, you can sit next to the twins!!!!!!
But I bought you garlic potatoes, and attempt to make u feel better, does that not matter
STOP COMPLAINING LACKEY LEARN YOUR PLACE
I think this lackey rhing is something that needs to be discussed
Oh look at the time, I've gotta go stare at Elliot's ass

 

by zod69
9-23-02
William, after facing yet another bitter rejection, seeks solace in Animal Crossing
hmmm, I have to pay my mortgage, go fishing, send some letters, do some chores, buy a spaceship, have sex with the hippo woman and finally create a new town melody. This game is fun.
The animals are eating your soul, we will steal your life. BWA HAHAHA
Oh the aniaml dwellers have accepted me, they even like my fashion I have been creating, I am loved, I love it, I will spend all my time on this machine, who needs love. TEAR.
We love you join us, forget sleep and nutriton, we are all u require
Hmm, I will ask others to join me, soon Faye will become one with the crossing, as will Desmond, we will join froces TO CREATE THE PERFECT HOME. we will all love each other, because we share the land
JESUS CHRIST MAN, YOU NEED A LIFE

 

by zod69
12-09-02
my sad, pitiful little existence has kept me from writing this comic, so now I decide to have a COHESIVE PLOT... I'm the narrator William
I'm his rediculous yet utterly loveable friend....
I'm known as Puerto Diablo... I'm a lawyer
I'm a homeless man... I like to bang nails into my own head
I'm the insane disembodied head who tells people to burn things
I'm a silly asian girl with little to no purpose

 

by zod69
12-10-02
My client believes that you were the arson behind the burning of his home, ,do you plead guilty or innocent..
I never actually lit a fire, for god sakes I HAVE NO ARMS
we believe that for some odd reason some utter sadist has equipped you with the power to burn your enemies with but a thought...
You annoy me Puerto Diablo
I'm a lawyer... do you think you're meager flames could damage me!!!
DOES IT MATTER!!!! BURN BABY BURN BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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