seeking help in the right direction

Author: zod69

Date: September 15, 2002

by zod69
9-15-02
William seeks aid due to his inner conflicts
I am very troubled, and require a venue to which I can seek aid. WOW LOOK IT IS THE AMAZING FLYING HEAD. HELLO MR. HEAD
Hello, I am here but for the sole purpose of aiding you with your problems.
Well u see I am confused, for one Sophie has decided that she never wants to see me again, and yet this makes me feel fulfilled. I am confused over the course of action I should take.
Hmm, I must ponder
As with all problems, the solution was amazingly simple.
There is only one solution, KILL YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO STAND IN YOUR WAY. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!