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NeoVid September 8, 2003 3:17 PM
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jes_lawson September 9, 2003 2:32 AM	"a hippo with a gag reflex that automatically caused her to swallow?" I think we've found a creature on this planet that'll give boinky a blow-job! Wait...are you sure this isn't my ex-girlfriend?
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bunnerabb September 9, 2003 6:38 PM	"Once the spectators realised that there, indeed, had been a tragic mistake, the quieted down briefly and then went TOTALLY APESHIT with applause. The dwarf's widow left the arena in tears, flipping off the crowd repeatedly."
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Spankling September 9, 2003 8:49 PM	Now the dwarf knows how that guy passed by an elephant feels.
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ObiJo September 9, 2003 10:54 PM	____ "We gotta put 'er down." "But, dad, why?" "The taste of dwarf, son. Changes a hippo." ____ To this day, people still call getting eaten by a hippo an Od way to die. ____
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KajunFirefly September 11, 2003 1:49 PM	-It'd been a hard battle, and there'd been some losses along the way. Od, most notably. If it wasn't for Od, they knew they'd all be dead. They thanked him in their prayers nightly. But there was no looking back now. Only forward. To a better future. To the revolution they'd just begun.
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ObiJo September 11, 2003 3:17 PM	hAw!
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bunnerabb September 12, 2003 10:50 AM	quote: "The taste of dwarf, son. Changes a hippo." HAH!
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User #16352 September 12, 2003 12:43 PM	I've swallowed a dwarf before. Then he gave me ten bucks.
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Appleart September 12, 2003 7:48 PM	quote: The trampoline planned it
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kaufman September 12, 2003 9:28 PM	Boss, Boss, Da hippo! Da hip...BRAAAAAPPPP! --Original draft of the script for Fantasy Island
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Xuanwu December 24, 2003 7:15 PM	Coming Soon: "Hungry Hungry Hippos: Od Edition!" Now the white plastic marbles are clear, with mini-dwarves in each! Hours of fun!
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smamurai
December 29, 2003 9:20 AM

Reports that Od dived in on purpose to save his save his embarrasment after shitting his pants are as of yet, unsubstantiated.

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Lt Columbo has arrested the hippo after it's alibi involving a gag reflex that automatically causes her to swallow was disproven. Lt Columbo has not yet confirmed that Domino pizza was involved.

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Doctors say that the hippos stomach acids will make Od look 20 years younger when he emerges, they said " He will be totally indistinguishable from a 5 year-old child right down to the vague aroma of shit."

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wirthling December 29, 2003 9:48 AM	quote: Pursuant to my duties as Secretary of Wet Blanketry, I am compelled to reveal that this news story is a fake. It's a joke that was mistakenly picked up as real by a couple of Aussie newspapers.
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smamurai December 29, 2003 10:05 AM	I've been set up the bomb no less? No but really duh. C'mon man trampoline + forensic analysis? "Vets said it was 1st time the hefty veggie had ever eaten a circus performer" All I wanna know is if there was anybody in here who actually thought that story was real.
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ObiJo December 29, 2003 11:03 AM	You know that hippos kill more people per year than any other animal in Africa? That both surprised me and put that "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" song in a much more sinister light.
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smamurai December 29, 2003 11:05 AM	How much more sinster was this light you speak of?
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ObiJo December 29, 2003 11:15 AM	Pretty sinister, bucko.
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smamurai December 29, 2003 11:24 AM	Yes, she takes after our mother.
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ObiJo December 29, 2003 1:28 PM	Who, coincidentally, was also a dwarf-eating hippo.
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wirthling
December 29, 2003 10:14 PM

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I've been set up the bomb no less? No but really duh.
C'mon man trampoline + forensic analysis?
"Vets said it was 1st time the hefty veggie had ever eaten a circus performer"
All I wanna know is if there was anybody in here who actually thought that story was real.

I just don't think captioning it is as funny if it's fake. I think the shining concept that is "Caption Mountain" is diminished by the introduction of impure source materials, or, to put it more concisely, the promise of an exquisite comical catharis is denied when the realization comes that the joke's true heart beats not in the pristine bosom of an immaculately conceived maternal avatar but rather is the dark, muddy polestar of a low, deceitful whore. Shame, shame, SHAME be on thee that chip away at the mighty foundations of this noble, wondrous citadel!

Whoa, WTF was that?

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smamurai December 30, 2003 5:12 AM	Dude, I totally know what you mean. It's like, you typed it, and I knew what it was you were saying. Doesn't language just blow your minds? I mean, what is it? Why is it such a good medium for communicating?
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wirthling December 30, 2003 10:27 AM	Huh?
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DragonXero December 31, 2003 6:08 PM	Dude. You're stoned.
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