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little_kitty
November 14, 2003 6:21 AM

So,there was a big music downloading festival on my floor, and the big obsession was downloading random Michael Jackson songs... I downloaded a few and busted my moves like there was no tomorrow... But, if you listen to Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, it sounds like someone took away his penis and didn't give it back until after the song was recorded. Hell, maybe they just kept it. Regardless, Jacko hits notes that I, a soprano singer, am impressed by.
Just thought I'd say what's been on my mind for awhile.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 14, 2003 6:42 AM

Michael Jackson used to be great, but he just lost it completely after Thriller.

I hope someone on your floor remembered to download "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell and Jacko. That was a classic.

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Rabid_Weasle
November 14, 2003 7:09 AM

quote:
Michael Jackson used to be great, but he just lost it completely after Thriller.

Probably because John Landis tried to kill him.

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pita
November 14, 2003 7:26 AM

Ask and ye shall receive an answer:

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dcomposed
November 14, 2003 4:17 PM

Word life.

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Inflatable_Man
November 18, 2003 9:40 PM

"Jacko: Where's his balls?"

Probably slapping against the backside of... well, I better not say. I just got done reading about the police search that took place at his Neverland ranch today.

He is a man who once made good music and is now clinically insane.

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Spankling
November 18, 2003 9:51 PM

In 6th grade I was in love with a girl who couldn't decide if she loved that Jackson 5 kid or Donny from The Osmonds. What can I say, she was the only one out of a training bra.

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DragonXero
November 19, 2003 4:57 AM

Spankling, you really are the most twisted man on here, aren't you?

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