"Crikey! The reef is swarming with huge... (glub!)"

Mobey Dick on a film-school budget?

Damien Hirst, adding the finishing touches to his new exhibit titled - 'Large Endangered Shark, Suffocated in Petrolium Jelly'.

Free Willy got rabies...

By the way, for anyone who doesn't know he died yesterday.

"This is God's way of saying I shouldn't of punched that shark in the nose huh?"

By the way, I love the name of the thread =D

-The words at the bottom of that picture should actually read "Kurt Jones 1975-2003"

-o/`I would have liked to know you, but I was just a kid[br]You went swimming with a shark... you stupid stupid tit o/`

-Sure, maybe it WAS the PCP, but goddamnit! It was about time someone showed a shark what it felt like to be the bite-ee!

-This picture is on the shark internet too, on sharkcreator.com, in Caption Ravine, where a finned keyboardist is posting the line, "Look to your left, Ed!"

1. The last time Spielberg ever tried surfing.

2. "Now I'll just pull a tank of oxygen out of my - ah, nuts."

Oh, master chef not be happy 'bout dis.

Racism'd!

Moments later, Mr. Jones let out a sigh of relief as he realized this wasn't a normal shark, it was a South Pacific Tickling Shark, which, rather than eating it's prey, tickles it until all the prey's change falls out of his or her pockets!
No word weather or not the shark has been brought up on molestation charges yet.

Right before tragedy struck, Bobby thought to himself, "That surfer girl was a lyin' pussy! She probably lost the arm in a poker game or somethin'!"