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Brad
December 25, 2003 11:07 AM

Merry Christmas!

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kaufman
December 25, 2003 11:23 AM

And to you!

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KajunFirefly
December 25, 2003 7:13 PM

Huzzah!

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User #16352
December 25, 2003 9:45 PM

Happy Boxing Day Eve!

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MikeyG
December 25, 2003 11:43 PM

Deck the hars with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaa......

Tis the season to be jorry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaah.....

Melly Chlistmas, evelybody!

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Inflatable_Man
December 26, 2003 10:02 AM

Oh, how cute. A drunken Mall Santa.

*throws loose change at MikeyG*

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niteowl
December 26, 2003 10:38 AM

Maybe it's an Asian Mall Santa...

*throws $5 bill*

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MikeyG
December 26, 2003 12:23 PM

*Ding Ding Ding* niteowl gets da plize! Melly Chlistmas, and a Hoppy New Yeal! Rets awr have a Hoppy Horridays!

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Matchbook_Romance
December 26, 2003 4:39 PM

Uh, great impression of an asian mall Santa.

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niteowl
December 26, 2003 4:54 PM

Btw - Hope you all had a Happy Holiday.

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Spankling
December 26, 2003 9:41 PM

TRUE STORY

As a youth I worked in a cheese-arse suburban amusement park called Santa's Village during the summers for a couple of years. Santa was a fat old drunk who hated children. But he loved the long-legged 17-year old girls they got to play his pixies (the poor wenches dressed in tights and minis who had to shlep the kids on and off his lap). Around lunch they talked about how he constantly had one hand up their ass cracks squeezing cheek.

Anyway, I hope everyone had or is having a good holiday.

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MikeyG
December 27, 2003 9:12 AM

You worked with bunner, Spankling?

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kaufman
December 27, 2003 2:52 PM

quote:
Maybe it's an Asian Mall Santa...
Closer. It's an Asian restaurant waiter.

Uncultured kids these days.

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Matchbook_Romance
December 27, 2003 3:00 PM

A Christmas Story

"By gosh it's true! I did shoot my eye out!"

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User #16352
December 27, 2003 3:04 PM

I asked for some hand cream for christmas, but my mother said, "You'll shoot your eye out!"

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AtheistDiary
December 27, 2003 6:13 PM

Yes yes, Hairy Fistmas to you, too.

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MikeyG
December 29, 2003 9:40 AM

quote:
Closer. It's an Asian restaurant waiter.

Uncultured kids these days.



Kaufman gets the prize! Y'all HAVE to have seen A Christmas Story.

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AtheistDiary
December 29, 2003 11:52 AM

Sorry, I missed that one. I got my Red Rider BB Gun for Fistmas and shot my eyes out. Now I have to make my SC's in braille.

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kaufman
December 29, 2003 12:48 PM

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Sorry, I missed that one. I got my Red Rider BB Gun for Fistmas and shot my eyes out. Now I have to make my SC's in braille.
And in the bunny pajamas your aunt sent you.

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Rabid_Weasle
December 29, 2003 1:27 PM

Lighted by a lamp shaped liked a leg.

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MikeyG
December 29, 2003 1:52 PM

YOU broke it on purpose! The only prize I ever won!

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Inflatable_Man
December 29, 2003 2:16 PM

Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"

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kaufman
December 29, 2003 2:30 PM

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Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"


... and triple-dog-dares you to lick the fagpole.

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NeoVid
December 29, 2003 3:30 PM

And beats the hell out of you while going through his entire vocabulary of swear words.

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User #16352
December 29, 2003 4:15 PM

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Annnnd the secret Ovaltine code breaker says...

"You're a homo!"


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jes_lawson
December 29, 2003 5:18 PM

We oughta wash your mouth out with Lifebuoy, boinky...

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User #16352
December 29, 2003 5:24 PM

I didn't say it.

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laughinginyourface
January 1, 2004 2:25 PM

You know how people call it X-mas? Does that mean we can say Jesus X? I worship X!

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ObiJo
January 1, 2004 2:55 PM

Jesus X was his name after he converted to Islam.

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kaufman
January 1, 2004 8:08 PM

And after the Eleventh Coming, he'll be Jesus XI.

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Spankling
January 1, 2004 8:33 PM

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And after the Eleventh Coming, he'll be Jesus XI.
And very very tired.

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dcomposed
January 2, 2004 12:43 AM

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You know how people call it X-mas? Does that mean we can say Jesus X? I worship X!

I thought it was because the dude's on a big cross thing, and an X sort of is a cross.

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mmyers
January 2, 2004 6:47 AM

Oh ffffuuuuuddddddgggggeeeeee.

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Trippingbillee
January 3, 2004 8:37 PM

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quote:
And after the Eleventh Coming, he'll be Jesus XI.
And very very tired.

:D

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DragonXero
January 3, 2004 8:44 PM

In Latin, X = Christos = Christ. (roughly. I know little in latin, and this is a really uneasy explaination)

It's all the same damn thing. It's just morons who don't believe in something, want to censor it, and go about writing the word in another language.

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wirthling
January 4, 2004 12:08 AM

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In Latin, X = Christos = Christ.

X as a symbol for Christ actually comes from the Greek letter chi (Christ in Greek is Xristos). It was first used as an abbreviation for Christ in "IXOYE," (OK, I can't get SC to display Greek characters, so "IXOYE" is not really correct--the "O" should be a theta and the E should be a sigma; just pretend) which is commonly seen these days on those Jesus fish thingies people put on their cars. "IXOYE" is Greek for "fish" but it was used as an acronym for a phrase to the effect of "Jesus Christ, son of God, savior." Early Christians used "IXOYE" as a code word to avoid persecution.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled sodomy...

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ObiJo
January 4, 2004 1:13 AM

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Early Christians used "IXOYE" as a code word to avoid persecution.

Now they use "priesthood".

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DragonXero
January 4, 2004 2:09 AM

quote:
quote:
In Latin, X = Christos = Christ.

X as a symbol for Christ actually comes from the Greek letter chi (Christ in Greek is Xristos). It was first used as an abbreviation for Christ in "IXOYE," (OK, I can't get SC to display Greek characters, so "IXOYE" is not really correct--the "O" should be a theta and the E should be a sigma; just pretend) which is commonly seen these days on those Jesus fish thingies people put on their cars. "IXOYE" is Greek for "fish" but it was used as an acronym for a phrase to the effect of "Jesus Christ, son of God, savior." Early Christians used "IXOYE" as a code word to avoid persecution.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled sodomy...



Shit. I thought I was a little closer than that. I'd heard all that. At first I thought "Roman", but then I remembered something about X being "Christos" in Latin, and also I think part of it came from the Romans & Greeks getting mixed up in my head too easily when it comes to language.
I do know that the "Jesus Fish" was originally a pagan worship symbol, meant to sybolize the "yonni" (sp?) (No, NOT Yanni!), otherwhise known as "Cunt", but was later adopted by early christians as a symbol to identify eachother. One would draw one half of the fish, and the other would complete it.

Christmas and Easter are pagan too. You fucking heathens.

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Now they use "priesthood".

h4w. Just the Catholics though.

Ministers get their knobs gobbled by cheap hookers.

And their wives sometimes.

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MikeyG
January 7, 2004 10:27 AM

Easter is nothing BUT pagan. Easter is a fertility goddess, sometimes considered a goddess of the harvest as well. The Saxons in Northern Europe worshipped Easter, originally called 'Eostre', was adopted by the Judeo-Christian contingent to elicit more attendance and coversion.

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kaufman
January 7, 2004 11:09 AM

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Easter is nothing BUT pagan. Easter is a fertility goddess, sometimes considered a goddess of the harvest as well. The Saxons in Northern Europe worshipped Easter, originally called 'Eostre', was adopted by the Judeo-Christian contingent to elicit more attendance and coversion.
That would be the Christian contingent alone. The phonetically closest thing the Jews celebrate in the first quarter of the year is Esther, which is a completely different kettle of hamentaschen.

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MikeyG
January 7, 2004 2:15 PM

Really? What's the story behind Esther? I'm not looking to dispute anything, I like to learn about religious mysticism and mythology. Esther isn't actually on the Jewish Calendar, though, is it?

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kaufman
January 7, 2004 8:02 PM

Well, Esther isn't the name of a holiday. But she's one of the heroes of the story of Purim (so much of one, they named a book of the Bible after her), which usually comes about a month before Easter.

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wirthling
January 7, 2004 11:30 PM

Another Jewish holy day near Easter is It Could Have Been Better Friday, right?

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