Hey Tony... you aint looking so Tony no more.

-Wirthling and Crabby had had one of those kinds of nights again...

*After an exhausting bar mitzvah, Saul and Chaim collapsed in grandma's parlor

*A riviting insight into a true flophouse

*when mobsters need new furniture

*As the interior designer Christopher Lowell would say "you can do it"

- "On today's edition of 'This Old House,' Bob Vila will restore a Victorian mansion and show you how to replace blood-soaked floorboards and hide corpses behind a false wall in the basement."

- There wasn't much to occupy people's leisure time before television was invented.

- It is a little-known fact that Charles Dickens was prone to horrific attacks of flatulence.

Fashion Police brutality is on the rise.

-Tonight on FOX "When Mobsters Attack!"

Professor Plum, in the study, with the candlestick.

Rhett's first experience of chloroform was an *entertaining* one

- The overwhelming failure of Larry's "casual mannequins" idea eventually cost him his job at the department store.

Oh Lurch, get the door will you? Lurch? Oh look... he's been digging up and playing with old friends.

"Mommy, Uncle Sven is pining for the fjords again."

--They just couldn't reach a compromise on the curtains.

-The aftermath of the first and last LARP of the Feng Shui RPG.