Evildoers flee before the dread iron heel of justice!

There must be a Frisco's new crime stopper or raised rump joke in here... Damn. I'm empty.

"It was becoming clear that the Los Angeles motorcycle cop budget needed to be re-examined"

"I will shoot the first person that so much as chuckles at me"

"My name's Susie. This is my beat."

"This is the last fucking time I let three young mexicans distract me and take my squad car."

"I have a matching pink gun as well."

The little bitch had put up a fight, but his perfect commandeering record was still intact.