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Spankling
January 9, 2004 9:11 PM

To fly or not to fly? That is the question. To suffer the slings and arrows of outragious eco-policy, or to turn tail and flee to the moon, and in fleeing give trillions to corporate buddies.

Or does anyone believe we have a real reason for going to the moon and Mars at this time? I mean, sure I dig the idea, but lets clean up the house before we leave for vacation, okay?

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Inflatable_Man
January 9, 2004 9:25 PM

Lots of 35 year old voting-age guys are actually still boys who want to fly to the moon and dream of space-age adventure. That equals a lot of votes for Bush from people who might have been on the fence before this, or even opposed to Bush.

The Texas cowboy has successfully become a Space cowboy. I say we put all this shit on hold until we have actual reform in the country, get our deficit under control and totally revamp NASA's old ass shuttles that keep on blowing up with our astronauts inside.

That's not to say I don't think it would be cool to see Astronauts on Mars in my lifetime. I just don't think its necessary right now.

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ArchareonII
January 9, 2004 10:43 PM

Yeah, im one of them... sorta. i think we should get a decent space program up, just so i can get off this wretched planet- but your right, he needs to take care of the home front before strapping a rocket on and taking for the moon.

Even though i want a space program, i dont think this is the time.

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DragonXero
January 10, 2004 4:34 AM

I personally think this should have been done ages ago. Our space program keeps getting put onto the back burner, and if we start going to the moon, and worrying about problems a little further away, maybe our problems here at home will begin to work out. It's sad to think this will likely be a 100% American venture. Not that I have a problem with the US being a nation of taking charge, but I do think that it would be a wonderful way to bring nations together. The road to Star Trek as I like to call it. Whatever the case, it'd be nice to do more than have robots take pictures.

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Inflatable_Man
January 10, 2004 8:25 AM

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and if we start going to the moon, and worrying about problems a little further away, maybe our problems here at home will begin to work out.

How does spending hundreds of billions of dollars on a space program fix our economic problems at home?

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attitudechicka
January 10, 2004 9:01 AM

So we have somewhere to go once we destroy ourselves with all the nukes?

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DragonXero
January 10, 2004 6:09 PM

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and if we start going to the moon, and worrying about problems a little further away, maybe our problems here at home will begin to work out.

How does spending hundreds of billions of dollars on a space program fix our economic problems at home?



You have to invest money to make money. There is a wealth of raw materials in space. On asteroids, mars, all around. We have to spend the money to get there though. From a financial point of view, space holds more riches than oil fields in Iraq ever will.

There's gold in them thar space rocks. But we'll never find it if we don't look for it.

I wish it weren't so, but our financial problems may never truly go away. We've spent and leant too much. A revamped space program could have the same effect as WWII, economically.

Maybe if this world could put aside it's differences and work together for a common good, we could all be seeing stars from another planet some day. It's just a dream, but I think it's a far better dream than the short term.

Just my $0.02

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jes_lawson
January 10, 2004 7:01 PM

Well, I think we're all agreed putting a base on the moon is a stupid idea, one of a regime desparate to get the "whoop" factor back before (I hope) it gets booted out in favour of President Whoever.

I think a much less spectacular but much more profitable and worthwile alternative venture would be exploration of the ocean floor. There's shitloads of minerals and cool stuff down there, and would be much more beneficial in the long term at the minute than the moon.

On an aside, what's the reason the US won't sign the Kyoto accord again?

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Inflatable_Man
January 10, 2004 8:06 PM

So DragonXero, you think the energy, time and money required to get mining teams to the moon and Mars will be paid back in full once we supposedly strike paydirt? That's a gamble that will cost, as I said before, hundreds of billions of dollars if you're wrong. And even if you're right, there still may not be enough resources to warrant such a mission. Hypothetically, if we spend six hundred billion dollars on a big, longterm mining expedition to the moon and find only four hundred billion dollars worth of useful minerals, that's still a big loss and a waste of money. And, once we get these valuable minerals, how do we get them back to Earth?

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DragonXero
January 10, 2004 9:36 PM

No idea, that's not my job. I'm no suggesting how we do it, or that we do it, just that I'd like it done.

It's not we're in debt *real* money anyway. It's just a bunch of checks for gold that doesn't exist. We're all running on a credit system with no real basis. I don't see why we even bother tradig the numbers back and forth anymore.

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Drexle
January 11, 2004 8:34 AM

Hmmm... so what if moon mining shifted the mass of the moon to a point that it effected the tides?

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Spankling
January 11, 2004 11:25 AM

We'll flood that plain when we come to it.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 11, 2004 1:59 PM

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Hmmm... so what if moon mining shifted the mass of the moon to a point that it effected the tides?

What we would reasonably mine from the moon would be neglibible mass. In the amount of time it would take to depreciate the moon's mass to a noticable point, the moon would be already much farther than it is now (since it is slowly leaving orbit) and might in fact help the earth keep it in orbit longer because the moon is less massive (and leading to more regular tidal forces than we would experience if the moon was left to fly out of control).

Also if this mined material is being returned to the earth, you would have to ask the same question about our own gravitational force due to mass. I still think the amount of mass we would bring back would have little measurable effect, but if it did, again it would slightly increase our graviational pull on the moon.

You might as well worry that too many daytime rocket launches are pushing the earth farther and farther out from the sun, or that nuclear reactions are slowly converting all the mass on earth into energy.

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wirthling
January 12, 2004 12:01 AM

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Hmmm... so what if moon mining shifted the mass of the moon to a point that it effected the tides?

What we would reasonably mine from the moon would be neglibible mass. In the amount of time it would take to depreciate the moon's mass to a noticable point, the moon would be already much farther than it is now (since it is slowly leaving orbit) and might in fact help the earth keep it in orbit longer because the moon is less massive (and leading to more regular tidal forces than we would experience if the moon was left to fly out of control).

Also if this mined material is being returned to the earth, you would have to ask the same question about our own gravitational force due to mass. I still think the amount of mass we would bring back would have little measurable effect, but if it did, again it would slightly increase our graviational pull on the moon.

You might as well worry that too many daytime rocket launches are pushing the earth farther and farther out from the sun, or that nuclear reactions are slowly converting all the mass on earth into energy.



Holy shit--I agree with every single word MaKK just said. The end is nigh!

Somebody hold me!

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Jael
January 12, 2004 2:20 AM

All I know is that its 2004 and I was supposed to be flying a hover car and have a teleportation pod in my home.

F'n slackers at NASA.

{On a more serious note, living in "Space City" I am a little leery about the announcement. It seems like we've taken major steps backwards from the 60's in relation to how the government oversees the program.

I grew up on stories of NASA in its heyday. My dad was an Engineer there and part of the team to get Armstrong on the Moon. Even now, he's skeptical because of how the whole program has been run into the dirt with bureacracy and cheap fixes.}

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MaKK_BeNN
January 12, 2004 10:29 AM

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Holy shit--I agree with every single word MaKK just said. The end is nigh!

Somebody hold me!



wirthling, I am wrapping my strong, manly arms around your body, making you feel warm and safe.

I think the idea was that NASA was lacking a long term mission to distract its employees from playing solitaire all day until the next Mars rover lands.

What they are talking about sounds rally rally 'spensive though. I think they should just concentrate on a more versitile and cheaper shuttle fleet.

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Zaster
January 12, 2004 5:38 PM

You people are willing to let an entire planet made of iron oxide go completely to waste? You'll be sorry when the rust shortages hit here on Earth.

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andydougan
January 12, 2004 6:47 PM

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Hmmm... so what if moon mining shifted the mass of the moon to a point that it effected the tides?

Couldn't you say the same about mining Earth?

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andydougan
January 12, 2004 6:48 PM

Maybe you've been reading too much Akira. :)

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MaKK_BeNN
January 12, 2004 8:32 PM

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Couldn't you say the same about mining Earth?

That would only apply if we mined the material, then shot it into space (or converted it to energy). If it stays on earth it is still apart of the earth's mass. The earth's surface is imperfect, so gravity is slighty different in different places, so you might displace mass, but our overall gravitation pull would remain the same as far as the moon is concerned.

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Spankling
January 12, 2004 9:21 PM

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Maybe you've been reading too much Akira. :)
I bought a lamp and some lutefisk there once.

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DragonXero
January 13, 2004 8:39 PM

Oh Spankling, you're silly. Now come back to bed.

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MikeyG
January 14, 2004 8:42 AM

No, billions of dollars for the space program is the same as billions of dollars for an unecessary war. It is money well-spent elsewhere. Here's an idea nobody ever thought of, probably with a better result:

Instead of spending 87 billion dollars to get our boys killed, test out new war toys, and play cowboys and Arabians, why didn't we just GIVE Saddam Hussein two billion dollars with a contract stipulation, signed by France, Germany, and other countries, to stop doing whatever it is that little Bushie don't want him to do? Why? Because it's the principal of the thing. That would just be wrong, right?

Even the hardest-core liberal may balk a bit at giving Saddam Hussein two billion dollars through an agreement or treaty to stop killing his own people, being naughty, overcharging us for oil, etc. The thing is, we've already thrown money at Saddam back in the dizzay to do what we want him to do. Why not do that again? Why didn't they try that?

As for the space program, I, too, agree with everything mAAk said about it. 100-frikkin-%. Somebody ought to call the Power Company and ask if Hell has paid their heating bill.

As for what DragonXero said, I don't understand that rationale. You're saying if we spend a shitload of money to do some crazy shit in space, everybody in the good ol' U.S. will resolve their differences, right? I think that's backwards cause-and-effect. We need to come together as a people BEFORE we explore outer space together. By people, I mean the world. Who the fuck wants to live in a galaxy where the Russians have one quadrant, while the U.S., Britain, and maybe China are bogarding two quadrants themselves?

Besides that, how many times have you decided, instead of spending the money to fix that leaky roof, you would go on vacation for a year, buy yourself new clothes, new car, etc.? Do you really think that when you come back home that leaky roof is going to all of a sudden not be leaky anymore?

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kaufman
January 14, 2004 9:14 AM

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Besides that, how many times have you decided, instead of spending the money to fix that leaky roof, you would go on vacation for a year, buy yourself new clothes, new car, etc.? Do you really think that when you come back home that leaky roof is going to all of a sudden not be leaky anymore?
When your vacation is to a place where you might be able to get roof repair supplies that you can't find in your neighborhood, or where you might be able to move to from your leaky house, that vacation could very well be a darn good investment.

Thank you for justifying the space program so well with your analogy.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 10:09 AM

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why didn't we just GIVE Saddam Hussein two billion dollars with a contract stipulation, signed by France, Germany, and other countries, to stop doing whatever it is that little Bushie don't want him to do?

Maybe because he already had well over 30 billion dollars himself, you goddamned fool?

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smamurai
January 14, 2004 10:10 AM

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How does spending hundreds of billions of dollars on a space program fix our economic problems at home?

Or more to the point, where are they getting the money from? I have a little theory.
Round about the time the 'allied forces' decided to have their second picnic in Iraq there were a lot of stories in the financial sections of most newspapers about the American Govt successfully sueing BAT ( British American Tobacco) for IIRC about $250 Billion.
My figures and facts may be slightly askew but the theme of the prosecution went something along the lines of the tobacco companies holding back information they had gleaned from research on the harms of smoking in the fifties to the seventies.
And I thought to myself ' Well that was good timing for Bush, that's his little war paid for without even denting the coffers.' Add to that that the economy of a nation leaps to the positive after a war so the USA treasurers from a numbers point of view must think this is war is the best thing to happen in a long time.
I dont even think the Govt. should be allowed to sue BAT. In Britain our Govt. does it's own independant research on tobacco, so do the tobacco companies and so do many other watchdog groups. It's the Govt. that puts those warnings onto cigarette packs so that while not infringing freedom of choice, it still lets the consumer know exactly what the pros and cons are.
So the American Govt. should be getting their asses sued by the tobacco companies for not forcing them to put warning signs on packs earlier.
The tobacco barons are just entrepreneurs selling there wares because there is a major demand for it. Just because they are selling the product doesn't mean they have the monopoly on research of the product.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was BAT's idea to suggest to America that they sue BAT. As long as they kick something back. For BAT's contibution to the war effort there could be a lot of company directors and big-wigs sitting with a billion in their bank accounts.
Whats the point of having a multi-billion dollar company if no-one actually gets a billion in their wage-slip from time to time?
Plus when Iraq is Americanised enough BAT are looking at a whole new demographic to sell to and cheaper raw materials no doubt.

Anyway, the theory can apply to the Mars landings. Aliens might want to smoke and BAT can fill that niche. Colonies and the cities of earth immigrants will one day be smoking BAT products on the Red Planet.
But really I don't think any of these assholes can look any further into the future than their bank-balance 20 years from now.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 10:41 AM

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How does spending hundreds of billions of dollars on a space program fix our economic problems at home?

I don't think the ultimate goal is to fix our economic problems, but the money isn't tied to a rocket and launched into space, it's put into the economy. In addition, the expansive programs mentioned would directly and indirectly employ a lot of people.

Also what is the alternative? Don't man a space mission so that we can fix the economy by ________ .

Fill in the blank.

Also what exactly is so wrong with the economy that it will not heal itself through market forces? And spending money isn't exclusive. You can spend money on a space program AND other things. You also understand deficit spending, correct? The government doesn't have a fixed amount of money that it can spend.

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boorite
January 14, 2004 10:55 AM

Robots do it better, cheaper, and safer.

There's really no point sending people on rockets to a dead and deadly place like Mars.

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smamurai
January 14, 2004 10:56 AM

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Robots do it better, cheaper, and safer.



You said a mouthfull there and no mistake.

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kaufman
January 14, 2004 11:03 AM

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Robots do it better, cheaper, and safer.
As long as they only encounter the expected.

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There's really no point sending people on rockets to a dead and deadly place like Mars.
Maybe, but some of the things that have destroyed half the recent probes there might have been avoided had an adaptive mind been in the neighborhood to deal with them.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 11:12 AM

Yeah when two-thirds of robotic missions to Mars fail I don't know how that is cheaper in the long run.

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MikeyG
January 14, 2004 11:28 AM

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When your vacation is to a place where you might be able to get roof repair supplies that you can't find in your neighborhood, or where you might be able to move to from your leaky house, that vacation could very well be a darn good investment.

Thank you for justifying the space program so well with your analogy.



Point made, and I understand the reasoning. Again, I stand by the assertion that we need to come together here before we can explore outer space. What's the use of moving to that new place, out of your old neighborhood, if you're just going to turn the place into a shithole like the one you live in? My analogy can only justify the space program if you subscribe to the slash-and-burn mentality.

And mAAk, don't spoil your momentary lucidity by being an obstinate fuckface.

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boorite
January 14, 2004 11:32 AM

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Yeah when two-thirds of robotic missions to Mars fail I don't know how that is cheaper in the long run.

It's still cheaper (way cheaper).

And if a third of unmanned missions fail, I am not too encouraged about the prospect of sending less expendable humans up there.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 11:40 AM

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And mAAk, don't spoil your momentary lucidity by being an obstinate fuckface.

I understand this as you conceding you are wrong, and I accept your concession. If you have a problem with one of my statements say so, but I don't think you do and are responding out of emotion because you know I am right.

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It's still cheaper (way cheaper).

And if a third of unmanned missions fail, I am not too encouraged about the prospect of sending less expendable humans up there.



Compared to the amount of research that could be done by humans versus bots I don't think it is cheaper.

Also I think kaufman's point is that the missions fail so often because there's no human onboard to say, reconnect the one wire that breaks, dooming the mission, or to decide to orbit longer until sandstorms quiet down, or any number of variables only a human could compensate for.

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boorite
January 14, 2004 12:06 PM

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Compared to the amount of research that could be done by humans versus bots I don't think it is cheaper.


Way, way cheaper. In fact, Bob Parks spends a lot of print on this in his book Voodoo Science. Much space-based experimentation could just as well have been done on Earth (or not at all), and the rest is most easily accomplished in an automated, unmanned vehicle. Putting people up there just drives up the cost.... astronomically, if you'll pardon.

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Also I think kaufman's point is that the missions fail so often because there's no human onboard to say, reconnect the one wire that breaks, dooming the mission, or to decide to orbit longer until sandstorms quiet down, or any number of variables only a human could compensate for.

Don't worry. We'll get bettter at making robots.

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boorite
January 14, 2004 12:09 PM

Besides we all know the whole point of this is to stick weapons up in low earth orbit.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 12:29 PM

We can't study Mars' soil from earth. Also we can put low earth orbit weapons in space without going to Mars.

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MikeyG
January 14, 2004 12:34 PM

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Maybe because he already had well over 30 billion dollars himself, you goddamned fool?

It seems that emotion is a problem for you, Maak. You see it in others, but condemn it, yet you yourself hardly possess it. And then when you exert an uncharactaristic amount of emotion, you project it.

I theenk you funny in da head.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 12:54 PM

I exerted emotion along with the stating of a fact, to emphasize the point. You just exert emotion, to the end of only emphasizing your own stupidity.

I notice you also do not have a response for my statement. You know, the one that made your assertion that we should have just given Saddam 2 billion to make him "be nice" seem completely and utterly ridiculous?

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MikeyG
January 14, 2004 1:11 PM

Surely you've heard of a payoff before, haven't you? If you weren't blinded by your haze of misdirected anger, you'd see that I said we've paid him money before to do things, so why didn't we this time? We were paying him WHILE he was doing all those bad things you mentioned in the other thread. Don't accuse me of oversimplifying anything when you tried to reduce my point to 'Why don't we pay him money to be nice?'. That's not what I said. I said we've paid him to do what we want in the past, so why did we not pay him to do what we want this time? Open your fuckin' ears, jackass!

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 1:38 PM

He had 30 billion dollars, what good is 2 billion going to do?

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boorite
January 14, 2004 2:03 PM

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We can't study Mars' soil from earth. Also we can put low earth orbit weapons in space without going to Mars.

We can study Mars' soil from earth, but only a little. So... to take a sample and run some analyses on it sounds like a job for a robot.

Of course we can put weapons in LEO without going to Mars. That's not the point. The point is to get us all excited about funding this groovy space technology and then oh by the way, while we're up there how about a phalanx of killer satellites? If we don't do it, China will.

Don't jump to where the point guard is looking. Jump to where the ball is going.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 2:09 PM

I still think studying Mars is different than studying things in microgravity on the shuttle, you are going to have an appreciable benefit by having humans there, especially if one of the ultimate goals is colonization.

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DragonXero
January 14, 2004 3:36 PM

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Yeah when two-thirds of robotic missions to Mars fail I don't know how that is cheaper in the long run.

It's still cheaper (way cheaper).

And if a third of unmanned missions fail, I am not too encouraged about the prospect of sending less expendable humans up there.



I'm sorry, but I have to disagree on the postulation that humans are less expendable than robots. Sure, robots can be rebuilt, but we're somewhat overpopulated as it is. We have a surplus of humans.

Just my misanthropy kicking in, sorry. :D

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boorite
January 14, 2004 4:08 PM

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I still think studying Mars is different than studying things in microgravity on the shuttle, you are going to have an appreciable benefit by having humans there, especially if one of the ultimate goals is colonization.

Colonizing Mars??

Colonizing Mars would be orders of magnitude harder than colonizing, say, Antarctica, or the upper slopes of Everest, or the Black Rock Desert, or the ocean floor. Think about colonizing those for a minute, and all the problems you'd encounter. Now multiply those by a hundred or a thousand, and toss in some more, such as low gravity, and utter isolation from other human (or indeed animal) habitations-- and supplies-- and you got Mars. Think about it for a while. It would be hard. Not hard like Jamestown. Hard like Jamestown 90 million miles from home with no breathable atmosphere and no water and much colder and lots of radiation.

And why would we be doing this?

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Zaster
January 14, 2004 4:19 PM

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It would be hard. Not hard like Jamestown. Hard like Jamestown 90 million miles from home with no breathable atmosphere and no water and much colder and lots of radiation.
So more like Newark, New Jersey then.

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MaKK_BeNN
January 14, 2004 7:40 PM

Boorite, your attitude is exactly why you will never be asked to serve aboard the starship Enterprise...FAG.

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DragonXero
January 14, 2004 8:00 PM

I still say we should just launch people in space randomly, aiming roughly towards mars. One of them is bound to survive.

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Spankling
January 14, 2004 9:21 PM

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Robots do it better, cheaper, and safer.

You said a mouthfull there and no mistake.
And that's where Real Doll comes in.

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boorite
January 15, 2004 8:58 AM

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Boorite, your attitude is exactly why you will never be asked to serve aboard the starship Enterprise...FAG.

As soon as we come up with an inexhaustible, portable power source, I'm sure we'll have starships. Serving aboard the Enterprise would seem a lot like being trapped forever in a Marriott, but there are worse things.

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