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Inflatable_Man
January 10, 2004 5:27 PM

Post your political comics here:

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User #25060
January 10, 2004 5:48 PM

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User #25060
January 10, 2004 5:54 PM

THIS ONE IS BETTER:

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NooniePuuBunny
January 10, 2004 9:07 PM

201963

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possums
January 13, 2004 8:47 PM

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I was trying to get across the message that most people feel more threatened by a president who fucks a white house clerk than a president who fucks over an entire country.

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DragonXero
January 13, 2004 9:06 PM

quote:
THIS ONE IS BETTER:

203767



Most Pornography comics suck, but this is the best political comic. Ever.

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NooniePuuBunny
January 13, 2004 9:08 PM

201968

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possums
January 13, 2004 9:20 PM

you want weird political parties?

politically correct nazis, my friends.
http://www.nazi.org

I kid you not.

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NooniePuuBunny
January 13, 2004 9:30 PM

O_o

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NooniePuuBunny
January 13, 2004 9:35 PM

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DragonXero
January 13, 2004 9:59 PM

quote:
While we are pro-White, and acknowledge no goals other
than preservation of nature and our own tribe, we are committed to
honorable treatment of other populations and above all else,
honorable separation of the races and injunctions against miscegenation

Hmmm, nope. Sorry. Still not interested in National Socialism. Get the race conflicts out, then you've got yourself a deal. 'Till then I'll continue making racist jokes, and treating other races as I do whites: with extreme humiliation. I'm an equal opportunity ass.

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DragonXero
January 13, 2004 10:06 PM

204537

Hooray for mindless party-following!!!

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possums
January 13, 2004 10:59 PM

204542

I think I've finally found a character that suits me. Doonsebury here I come!

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EvilZak
January 14, 2004 10:22 AM

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DragonXero
January 14, 2004 3:41 PM

Well-put Zak.

"psst, while they're distracted, give the rich some more tax cuts"

"Now, while they're not looking! Increase welfare spending!"

Blah blah bladity blah.

How about: "Hey, you people are the ones I'm supposed to be serving, how about I ask you what you want?"

*snickers* When hell freezes.

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NooniePuuBunny
January 15, 2004 9:54 PM

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Yes...I know I misspelled aggression.... >.>;

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Spankling
January 15, 2004 10:30 PM

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DragonXero
January 15, 2004 11:25 PM

/comics/DragonXero/204985/

Sorry Spanks, but Fox News and the talk radio stations aren't the only overzealous idiots out there. Only difference is I don't pay for their salaries.

:D Just being fair and balanced ;) If it were a bunch of looney right-wingers in here posting comics, I'd do the same to them.

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DragonXero
January 15, 2004 11:26 PM

204985

Oops! Forgot to remove the URL info.

Boy, do I ever feel partisan.

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Inflatable_Man
January 15, 2004 11:40 PM

Heh. I'm a Dem, but I definitely agree with that strip, DX. I've had more than one overzealous professor push his political beliefs on the class.

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 2:13 AM

Thanks. It's not just dems that do it, but it's more common for them to. Also, I live in California, near Chico State. That school is a haven for zealots pushing a left-wing agenda, but it's not just CSU Chico either, Davis is just as bad from what I've heard. I figure places like Texas and Georgia have a lot of Elephant idolizers preaching, but I can't say for sure.

I just get a little tired of people complaining about Fox News. Not because I totally disagree with the complaints, but because they're old, and really prove nothing. When I hear the "fair and balanced" I do snicker a bit, but at the same time I realize that there are other networks doing the same thing with the opposite opinion. The liberals bitch about the republican networks, the conservatives bitch about the democrat networks, it's a stupid cycle. Let people have their say and quit whining about it.

I know liberals, I know conservatives. They're friends of mine, and I have no problem with them. Hell, I have a friend in the Marines right now, and another who is a neo-nazi. I disagree with the latter's ideas, but I accept him as a friend. I'd never introduce any of my previous girlfriends to him, but I have no problem with him personally.

I have another friend who is a die-hard anarchist/communist (yeah, I know. I don't even fucking bother trying to explain to him how insanely conflicting his ideals are realistically), but again, he's a friend, and I don't give a shit about his political beliefs.

BTW, Hannity is freaking hillarious. I find him funnier than Rush. His radio talk show makes Hannity and Colmes look tame.

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Inflatable_Man
January 16, 2004 5:23 AM

I was with you... up until the part you said you had a friend who's a Neo Nazi. I have a hard time reconciling myself with that statement because I happen to be one of those pesky Jewish people. :/

Seriously, if he's really your friend, have you ever asked him why the fuck he follows a belief born in the deaths of six million Jews?

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 6:18 AM

No, mainly because it's a completely senseless belief. I'm 1/8 jewish too. I guess "neo-nazi" is really a bad term for him. His beliefs are purely opinion. He doesn't go to klan rallies or shave his head, he just has a different opinion. He is strongly interested in History, especially WWII, and he's not exactly a white supremecist. He knows that he'd be one of the first on the chopping block if the Nazis took over here. He's just angry at the world, and needs something to focus that anger upon. I won't reject a person for opinions. Actions are different. He has never done anything hateful to any other person, he simply speaks his mind. I don't agree with him, and I think he's completely wrong, but I also think he has a right to his opinion, no matter how wrong I think it is.

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MikeyG
January 16, 2004 9:28 AM

I see where you are all coming from. The problem is that the world is steeped in fucked-up issues, and bad shit keeps happening. I am not a fucking fence-sitter, and I never will be.

Great civil rights accomplishments, including all the fucking amenities you and I are afforded were fought for not by sitting on the sidelines and criticizing the people who do want to fight for their beliefs.

Conservatives may hate liberals, and Democrats may hate Republicans, but the one thing they all have in common is their ability to DO SOMETHING about what they believe in. There are whiners, yes, and there are pompous fucks on both sides. But one of the only ways to help change people's minds is to TALK ABOUT IT. Sometimes wherever you can find a forum.

If you have a problem with people trying to force their beliefs on you, tune them the fuck out. Black people did not get the right to vote, or even sit in the same fucking section of the bus as white people by NOT arguing with people who oppose what they desire.

I really, really want conservatives and Republicans to stop bitching about how people don't work for their money. I want them to stop caring about the needs of the corporations and care more about the needs of the people. I'd like them to stop using God as an excuse to do all manner of terrible things.

I really, really want Democrats to stop doing the same goddamn things the Republicans do. I want Democrats to stop pursuing alcohol, fat interns, and other fleshly pleasures, and stop kissing corporate ass. I want liberals to stop politically-correct-izing everything.

I want to be able to make jokes about honkees, crackers, niggers, spics, jews, polacks, micks, guineas, chinks, gooks, camel-jockeys, etc. JOKES. Calling someone a nigger is wrong, Plain and simple, because of the history of the word. But joking about steroptypes is FUNNY. When someone calls me a cracker, I laugh. I call white people crackers all the time.

We need to stop deforestation, we need to stop killing natural resources, we need to stop killing animals for sport. We do NOT need to run around spray-painting people in fur coats. We do not need to market products to children. Is no one else sane enough to realize and ADVOCATE all this stuff?

Until things are perfect in the WORLD, or at least close to it, I will continue to verbally destroy everyone who defies rationality. Liberal, conservative, Republican, Democrat. I will not be silent.

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possums
January 16, 2004 4:05 PM

[rant]Something that's really starting to bug me is that there's a guy at another message board who believes that all gay people are going to hell and will burn and rot forever and ever. Then he goes around saying that he can get along fine with gay people! Now I don't believe in heaven and hell, and being raised Jewish, I wasn't told much, but if I'm not mistaken, isn't hell a field of fire where you burn eternally if you are "bad"? Here's his story when I asked this question:

quote:
I tell all my gay friends that they are going to go to hell if they repent their sins, and they're fine with that.

Now personally, I think that's a complete load of crock. If I had someone yelling at me because of my sexual preference and telling me that I was going to hell because of it, I wouldn't think twice about kicking their teeth in. Fucking hypocrite. [/rant]

also: According to him, Rush Limbaugh is, "The Voice of Reason."

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 4:16 PM

quote:
I see where you are all coming from. The problem is that the world is steeped in fucked-up issues, and bad shit keeps happening. I am not a fucking fence-sitter, and I never will be.

Great civil rights accomplishments, including all the fucking amenities you and I are afforded were fought for not by sitting on the sidelines and criticizing the people who do want to fight for their beliefs.

Conservatives may hate liberals, and Democrats may hate Republicans, but the one thing they all have in common is their ability to DO SOMETHING about what they believe in. There are whiners, yes, and there are pompous fucks on both sides. But one of the only ways to help change people's minds is to TALK ABOUT IT. Sometimes wherever you can find a forum.

If you have a problem with people trying to force their beliefs on you, tune them the fuck out. Black people did not get the right to vote, or even sit in the same fucking section of the bus as white people by NOT arguing with people who oppose what they desire.

I really, really want conservatives and Republicans to stop bitching about how people don't work for their money. I want them to stop caring about the needs of the corporations and care more about the needs of the people. I'd like them to stop using God as an excuse to do all manner of terrible things.

I really, really want Democrats to stop doing the same goddamn things the Republicans do. I want Democrats to stop pursuing alcohol, fat interns, and other fleshly pleasures, and stop kissing corporate ass. I want liberals to stop politically-correct-izing everything.

I want to be able to make jokes about honkees, crackers, niggers, spics, jews, polacks, micks, guineas, chinks, gooks, camel-jockeys, etc. JOKES. Calling someone a nigger is wrong, Plain and simple, because of the history of the word. But joking about steroptypes is FUNNY. When someone calls me a cracker, I laugh. I call white people crackers all the time.

We need to stop deforestation, we need to stop killing natural resources, we need to stop killing animals for sport. We do NOT need to run around spray-painting people in fur coats. We do not need to market products to children. Is no one else sane enough to realize and ADVOCATE all this stuff?

Until things are perfect in the WORLD, or at least close to it, I will continue to verbally destroy everyone who defies rationality. Liberal, conservative, Republican, Democrat. I will not be silent.



I'm not a fence-sitter, I just don't choose to put all of my eggs in one basket. I find it pointless to be a member of either party because I think they're both wrong in many places. I'm not a moderate because I can't decide, I'm a moderate because I can decide for myself. Yes, bot democrats and republicans have accomplished great things, but that doesn't make it right to sacrifice your beliefs because you're with a party. I don't ally myself with any party because I'd have to sacrifice some of what I believe in, hell, a lot of what I believe in, just to get the guy my party likes into office. That goes against the grain for me.

A simple example: I support the death penalty, and I ignore abortion, because it does not personally concern me. It doesn't outrage me that it happens, but if a woman wants to carry her child to term, I say good for her.

As for who I like in the current presidential race, it really doesn't matter, because who I like will never even get the nomination.

Also, possum, Rush is the voice of unintentional comedic gold, in my opinion. So are most of the radio talk show hosts. The debates are more hillarious than Springer.

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possums
January 16, 2004 4:18 PM

Oh, me too, but this guy takes it like Limbaugh is a great scholar. I mean, people watch Dennis Leary or Margaret Cho because they're funny, but they're not neccessarily the voice of reason.

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 4:34 PM

Though, Dennis Leary has some good points. More than Rush, that's for sure.

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possums
January 16, 2004 4:36 PM

yep.

best thing he ever said(and on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, for chrissakes):
"Fuck you, Regis."

That pretty much sums it all up.

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 4:42 PM

Of course, we all know he stole his act from another comedian...

I personally like his version better than the original, but hey, that's just me.

Have you seen his roast on Comedy Central?

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possums
January 16, 2004 4:54 PM

briefly.

I think we should get back on subject here.

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 5:50 PM

Oh, right.

"AH HATES ME DEM DAMN LIB'RALS!"

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possums
January 16, 2004 6:09 PM

YOU DNAM CONVERSMATIVES LVOE WAR SOS YUO MUST DY!!!!!!!

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 6:40 PM

YUO DAM LIBEARLES NEAD TOO STOP SPEANDING TOO MUCH MONIE!! EXCAPT WHEN WERE AT WAR!!!

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Inflatable_Man
January 16, 2004 7:37 PM

Whoa. For a second I thought I was on the Yahoo! message boards.

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Spankling
January 16, 2004 9:24 PM

I haven't seen one side or the other be more outspoken. When Clinton was in I didn't hear many dems talking trash. But Gingrich has his all white boy choir going 24/7. And any dem that nagged about them got shouted down.

Now Bush is getting his turn. The sword cuts both ways. Don't whine about it.

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DragonXero
January 16, 2004 9:46 PM

Yes, yes, I know. It was a brilliant re-enactment.

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niteowl
January 17, 2004 1:29 AM

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possums
January 17, 2004 11:51 AM

Oh man... Ann Coulter. What a nutcase. I'm gonna read her book, which is something like, "Conservatives are from Venus, Liberals are from HELL." Something giga-biased like that.

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possums
January 17, 2004 1:25 PM

Well, in honor of Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh going at it(mrrowr! Catfight!), I decided to make a comic about it. A music video comic.

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DragonXero
January 17, 2004 5:17 PM

Ms. Coulter is a lot like Dr. Laura. The main difference is Coulter is somewhat attractive (physically), and Dr. Laura is just an annoying, pushy, ugly woman who needs to shut the hell up.

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xxausrottenxx
January 17, 2004 10:22 PM

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this explains everything

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DragonXero
January 17, 2004 11:24 PM

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Just trying to stay fair and balanced :D

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possums
January 18, 2004 1:23 PM

so... ann coulter is a pushy, annoying, stupid, pretty woman who needs to shut up? Okay.

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Spankling
January 18, 2004 2:34 PM

"pretty" in a needs-a-facial-from-4-guys-at-once sort of way.

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niteowl
January 18, 2004 4:48 PM

I remember seeing Ann a few times on Politically Incorrect. She had nice legs.

Unfortunately, she's a total fucking wacko.

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DragonXero
January 18, 2004 11:53 PM

Agreed on all counts. Bitch needs to shut up and leave the idiotic rederict to the rich white men who all think that they're right. Someone that hot shouldn't act so stupid.

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ObiJo
January 19, 2004 1:38 AM

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Agreed on all counts. Bitch needs to shut up and leave the idiotic rederict to the rich white men who all think that they're right.

Unfortunately, self-righteousness is a failing shared by all races and tax brackets. Rich people just have the power to enforce it.

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DragonXero
January 19, 2004 7:03 AM

Spoiled, overcompensating, mindless diatribes for all! If Michael Moore can do it, you can too! Just make a video condoning a controversial issue, throw in some big words, and embarrass some other self-loving idiot who is more of a celebrity than you, and you strike gold! Don't forget to write a book, afterwards!

We can all become overnight sensations!

And conservatives, it's not just for liberals. Remember, Bill O'Riley wrote a book, so can you! It helps if you're the son of a former president, but you don't have to be. Though, you guys can't complain about what has to change, you gotta stick with what has to go back to the old ways. God is always a good topic.

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possums
January 19, 2004 10:35 AM

The Moore thing is classic. While I do think he has some good points, some of his facts are off and he's a little... persistent. I'm sure Charlton Heston is a minute away from an anyeurysm. Which isn't a bad thing.

Then again, there's some website like MICHAEL MOORE IS A BIG FAT DOPE or something like that, like Bowling For the Truth, which says that Michael Moore is a racist who thinks that all black people are peacful. I e-mailed someone who was supporting the site stating that BFC was saying that local (and national) media tends to focus on petty crimes and not the big ones like Enron, and the like. His response:

"Don't tell me this, I have not even seen the movie."

Fuckin' dipshit cock monger of death.

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