"Ok keep back everyone, I think I'm gonna hawk-up a cat this time."

The President, in a rare public display, uses his mind to transmute a little-league player into a puddle of oil.

It's always hard to cut the scrappy players, but the General Manager was determined to option Benji to Double-A Akron.

President Bush and his dog displayed a remarkable feat of farting in public dislpay today. The dog's approval rating went up, while President Bush's stayed around the same.

Oh... now I miss my dog back home. :(

(Which is also a Scotty)

I used to miss my dog, then I got a longer stick.