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possums January 14, 2004 4:29 PM
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UnknownEric January 14, 2004 5:32 PM	Somehow, the ring toss game at this year's state fair didn't take in as much money as it usually does...
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DragonXero January 14, 2004 7:04 PM	quote: A turkey eating pork isn't cannibalistic ;) "Gerrod, the Spring Turkey decided he was going to convince all of America not to eat him by showing them the wonders of 'the other white meat'. Sadly, this had about the same effect as lesbians trying to turn off guys by having sex with eachother."
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possums January 14, 2004 10:48 PM	Pretty much. A chicken's a chicken.
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ObiJo January 14, 2004 11:07 PM	quote: Pretty much. A chicken's a chicken. Are you the non-sequitur possum?
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Zaster January 15, 2004 6:15 AM	"Eat pork, or I'll stab you in the face!" - A friendly reminder from Tom Turkey and the Pork Council.
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MaxPayne January 15, 2004 8:15 AM	quote: Are you the non-sequitur possum? nope. he's the non-funny possum.
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User #16352 January 15, 2004 10:59 AM	A turkey eating an onion isn't cannibalism.
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possums January 15, 2004 1:11 PM	shut up max. I got your damn pm and you can stop insulting me, you bad excuse for a noir videogame.
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Rabid_Weasle January 15, 2004 7:13 PM	At least he's not a bad excuse for a marsupial. Wombat pwns joo!!!
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DragonXero January 15, 2004 8:56 PM	Wallaby will kick all your asses.
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possums January 15, 2004 9:30 PM	Oh please. If I were Austrailian I would be boxing kangaroos right now and eating wombats.
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Inflatable_Man January 15, 2004 10:00 PM	What a racist. I suppose you think everyone in Ireland is a Leprechaun too, and everyone in San Francisco dresses as their favorite Village person. And everyone in Canada smells bad.
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User #16352 January 16, 2004 6:02 AM	True.
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little_kitty January 16, 2004 6:18 AM	Not everyone in Canada smells bad. Just boinky. :)
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wirthling January 16, 2004 9:40 AM	quote: quote: Pretty much. A chicken's a chicken. Are you the non-sequitur possum? I think it's Jessica Simpson.
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User #16352 January 16, 2004 10:49 AM	quote: Not everyone in Canada smells bad. Just boinky. :) You're just jealous because I have bigger tits.
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Spankling January 16, 2004 9:02 PM	quote: quote: Not everyone in Canada smells bad. Just boinky. :) You're just jealous because I have bigger tits. Her name is little_kitty. Not little_titty.
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User #16352 January 16, 2004 9:49 PM
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Rabid_Weasle January 16, 2004 10:00 PM
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User #16352 January 16, 2004 10:14 PM
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Rabid_Weasle January 17, 2004 12:10 AM
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User #16352 January 17, 2004 12:19 AM
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possums
January 19, 2004 5:28 PM

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What a racist.

I suppose you think everyone in Ireland is a Leprechaun too, and everyone in San Francisco dresses as their favorite Village person.

And everyone in Canada smells bad.

no, but I do know for a fact that some people in Australia do box kangaroos, and even if they didn't, I would be!

I suppose you think that everyone in Iowa listens to Slipknot and rapes goats! Well let me tell you something! THEY DO NOT!!!

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pita January 21, 2004 6:16 AM	And you know this... how?
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possums January 21, 2004 7:43 AM	australian uncle. he told me about boxing as a black-market sport... like cock fighting, I guess, but your life is on the line. It may be completely false, he's lied to me before, but if he isn't, that would be my career of choise.
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User #16352 January 21, 2004 11:31 AM	quote: quote: I suppose you think that everyone in Iowa listens to Slipknot and rapes goats! Well let me tell you something! THEY DO NOT!!! Don't you mean "THEY DO KNOT!!!"?
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DragonXero January 22, 2004 1:36 AM	HAW HAW HAW
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possums January 22, 2004 5:06 PM	Son of a bitch. That was a good one.
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