I decided to take it off my sig, so here it is to be enjoyed and immortalized until kitty decides to delete it.

"I'll put my 100% all beef pattie between your sesame seed buns, baby. And don't even ask what my secret sauce is..."

On a sidenote, maybe the nightmares I've been having recently will subside now that you've changed your sig.

"I think the shirt pretty much says it."

Finally figured out that this is a photoshop, the original has Alf on his shirt.

That picture's the perfect size for a business card for those of you who hit singles bars.

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Finally figured out that this is a photoshop, the original has Alf on his shirt.

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Boinky's first day of school.

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Finally figured out that this is a photoshop, the original has Alf on his shirt.

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Boinky's first day of school.

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"Hey bigshot, where's that date you're fuckin'?"
"In my left hand."

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Finally figured out that this is a photoshop, the original has Alf on his shirt.

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Chicka said it was an original taken by her brother or something.

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It was the guy who lives in my brother's basement. Get it right.

I heard he wasn't living there, really. It was more like he was chained there.

Only when he didn't pay rent.

Or when Big Daddy Bosco was feeling amorous.

Rabid's first date in Jr. High.

That's actually Rabid's Uncle. He was so disproportionately fat he looked like a kid.

Stop saying I dated myself and that I'm my own uncle!