"I now pronounce you husband and wife... You may finger the bride."

"hahaha, oh honey. I gave it up plenty of times before we got married. Now you get nothing."

"I can smell YOUR BRAIN!!"

"Ha ha! Looks like Husband Number Five is still passed out in the punch-bowl! Let's slip off to the coat-room for a quickie."

And then, without even using a straw, he sucked her entire face into his mouth.

Thanks for the tip Mrs. Scrotney. Have I finger-banged you long enough? I would like to go back out to your limo and finsh poking your daughters.

Wife: "Oh yeah, I saw the videotape from your bachelor party, dear, those lips will never touch my body.... Sorry"

Hey, I didn't know Justin Timberlake and Cheri Oteri got married. Good on ya, mate! ;)

"'Ere, just pretend like you're shaking maracas, baby! Give us a kiss!"