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Wow, thanks for understanding. I really appreciate it.
Believe it or not, I DO understand. I started shaving my head because haircuts and shampoo became too fucking expensive for how I was living at the time. Was I a Nazi? No, but people didn't hesitate to accuse me of it. I was Mr. Clean, cue-ball, and anything else you can think of. It made me stronger. One surefire way to not be though of as a skinhead is to have a good Kevin Keegan's Perm-style moustache and soul patch.
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I guess I should join in with everyone else and make fun of raped women raising children they don't want
Only when it's funny.
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and laughing at those stupid homosexuals because God knows they need to lighten up about getting beaten all the time.
Let me tell you something. The couple of gay guys that I know (no, they are NOT really my friends, I am not a 'I have TONS of black friends!' type of person. They are more like friendly acquaintances) have great senses of humor. I made the stupid mistake once of making a gay-bashing joke, opening my big mouth, but they laughed their asses off. Mostly because they themselves could probably kick my ass, but I was relieved. D/X, perhaps it was a bit too soon to rag on your hair loss, but you are a guy and as a guy you must tolerate ribbing. It's inherent in your penishood.
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Yeah, sure, my problems aren't as serious as others, but they're still problems. I've got plenty of humor to laugh at plenty of things, but can't you people give me a break, and some time to adjust to this?
D/X, it doesn't suck nearly as much as you think it does. Your self-esteem is taking a shot, but your love life is NOT over. Fuck, man, just imagine if you were UGLY and bald? Then you'd have it rough. Fortunately for you, only one of those applies.
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I can take a joke, but when people constantly berate me and put me down, further lowering my already suffering self-esteem, it just gets on my nerves.
Berating you would be saying, "For fuck's sake, Dragon, you assfuck, join the hairclub already and stop assaulting my eyeballs with your gleaming melon!" Other than as an example, I would never do that.
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Okay, so you can handle losing your hair just fine. That's wonderful for you. But I'm not you.
Point taken. You're not me. I apologize for trying to make you feel better by relating to you.
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I deal with enough every day, and come here after work to look around, enjoy a few laughs, and talk friendly with some good people.
Me too. You're good, I'm good. I've got a huge schnozz. For some reason I've accumulated a gut. I will have to wear thick glasses for the rest of my life. I desperately want you to accept yourself.
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This is no longer the case most of the time. Attack my politics, attack my beliefs, attack my favorite musical style, hell, attack my shitty dialup connection.
Ok. You're a fence-sitting, non-committal milquetoast. Your beliefs are about as rational as a woodlands meeting between Margot Kidder and Anne Heche. Your music sounds like angry men projectile vomiting because the cock they're taking up the ass is smashing too hard into their inner workings. Plus, your dialup connection is shitty. Happy now?
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I don't care. But I just ask that you all just lay the hell off ONE simple little thing. Is that too damn much to ask?
I guess not. Me backing off from something is such a fucking rarity. I am an obnoxious bastard, but I [Clinton]feel your pain[/Clinton]. I want you to tell me when you're ready to weather the occasional bald joke, but I am afraid that would drive you away, fearing a barrage of insults. I do not want that to happen. Stay here, or I will be forced to find out where you live and...talk to you. That should be a sufficiently painful threat to keep you here.
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Boinky's immaturity doesn't usually bother me, but when anyone resorts to schoolyard tactics to demean and hurt someone, it just gets under my skin. I dealt with crap like this for 13 years in school, I don't need it now.
I said it before and I'll say it again. I love boinky. He can do no harm in my eyes. He can tell me my cock is smaller than a sunflower seed, that he can pick out Orion's Belt in my pimples, that my mother sucked the corn-riddled shit out of his ass, chewed it, and spit it out into my girlfriend's ass while he was screwing my dog. I'd still love the kid.
I've never met a kid his age with such a knowledge of humor before his time or the kind of sense of humor he possesses. We all deal with shit, and boinky is not a bully. Just a little obnoxious, but you and I both fit that mold, D/X.
To conclude this long-winded response, I apologize. I poke fun at the people I like, and I consider you one of them. If my comic about you picking out hairpieces offended you, I also apologize. That's probably why you kept me out of the awards on this past FTC. But hey, keep your head up, you crackwhore. It's worth it.