"Oh, now that you've gotten hitched you're too good to bust 'em out for the camera!"

"Okay, now when i file for divorce, i want that one, and that one, and that one , ooooh, and whos that stud over there in the white outfit"

"Thats the priest"

"Damn, we need to have kids so he comes and visits"

Oh geez, my fist still smells like the groom and the bachelor party was last Friday!
I sure hope no one brings a bloodhound to this reception.

You boffed how many waiters so far? Five?

Stavros, that burp smelled horrible

"Whew! Johnny, break out the lysol! I told you what wedding cake does to my bowels!"