With the War of the Ring over, and the dark forces of Mordor safely quashed, whither will our favourite fantasy heros and heroines go?

Well, Arwen's already got herself signed up for the next batch of Scottish Widows adverts...

...but what about the rest of the motley band? Could Gimli cut it as a gourmet chef? Would Legolas bring just the right level of charisma to Software Design? Might Aragorn have to part with his sword in order to join the Peace Corps? The possibilities are endless... and it's your job to make them happen!

Get 'shopping.

now that the Ring is destroyed, Gandalf is off persuing his musical career...

(NOT AN ENTRY)

Looks like Gimley is already up to teaching Dwarf Studies 101.

Smamurai has beaten us all.

I'm really going to have to think up something good to top that...

I think MaxPayne has the bling bling in this contest.

Ok, i got 2 to enter... this is my first time doing one of these, so give me a chance... here we go...

There they are... enjoy...

For somereason there not working... so here's the links

[Url]http://www.freewebs.com/thehentais2/Gimli.jpg[/Url]
[Url]http://www.freewebs.com/thehentais2/Orc.jpg[/Url]

Wormtongue was huge in Norway during the early 1990s.

Only Drexle and I will probably get this joke.

neither of those work placenta

You have to copy the URL and paste it in the bar to see them, too much damn hassle.

yeah clicking them just opens this page again. friggin whacky.

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Ok, i got 2 to enter... this is my first time doing one of these, so give me a chance... here we go...

There they are... enjoy...

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Why, he acted in another movie, of course!

Jes - DX

Very nice work

How am I supposed to top those?

Thanks. I dunno, be funny. You've done it many times before.

The funny part is, doing that one bloody lightsaber picture in the captions forum has set me off, and I've done like, 12 lightsaber pictures, all with hilts and the like.

Can two very different wizards make it in the 'real world'?

Not really happy with how this one turned out... but it's good enough.

LOL, nice one. :)

I did indeed LOL.

I figured i'd make up for those pictures not working.... so i made this just a bit ago, here it is...

Frodo/Frodoria

NOT AN ENTRY

but I am curious if anyone thinks that either Saurman or Gandalf was related to the Winter Brothers??

ah crap - here is the first one again

looks more like legolas to me

hmmm

Egdar and Johnny Winter, separated from Legolas at birth?

/hijack

Aragorn and Saruman went for less mainstream careers after LOTR.

congrats on those sexy red x's. geocities blocks hotlinking of pictures. in your geocities file manager change the file extension to .txt and it will work.

Oh fer cryin'--!

jeeze stop posting all these red x pics I'm gettin' a chubby over here

Okay...one last time...if this doesn't work this time then I'm going to have to kill someone.

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Ivy's is definitely the most abusive to the psyche, but jes_lawson's was spot-on brilliant.

Who knew that Wormtongue and Lurtz were related?

When Elrond, Gandalf, and Frodo left Middle Earth, they really went to pursue their show career.

Elrond's On-The-Town makeup.

Gimli models men's underwear.

Legolas poses for Playgirl. (not putting the picture itself for purposes involving public decency and me not getting my ass kicked, but you can follow the link, however, in doing so, you agree to absolve me from any responsibility of you being offended or turned on).
http://www.ivytheplant.org/images/DSCF0036.JPG

Bah...here we go again...I am SO going to kill my host...

When Elrond, Gandalf, and Frodo left Middle Earth, they really went to pursue their show career.

Elrond's On-The-Town makeup.

Gimli models men's underwear.

Legolas poses for Playgirl. (not putting the picture itself for purposes involving public decency and me not getting my ass kicked, but you can follow the link, however, in doing so, you agree to absolve me from any responsibility of you being offended or turned on).
http://www.devilfuck.com/ivy/DSCF0036.JPG

The Ents went on to star in Evil Dead 4: Return of the Trees.

(If you've seen Evil Dead, you get this)

Judging will be in 24 hours... there's still a chance for a few more last minute entries, keep them coming

xero, that is brilliance, im in awe of the two greatest movie series' in one photoshop

Thanks, Aus. I must give credit to Zaster for inspiring me. I didn't even think of the ents until he posted his photoshop.

Just for effect (these arent mine, but they add a touch of flavour to the contest)

And BTW, would whoever wins this, please organise the next contest around Fox News , and THIS individual.

Who is the funniest individual ever to hit American Television. There isnt a sitcom around that can compare with his "Scathing Political Attacks".

You may need to be a Brit to get this one.

And of Course , Sauron has his business set up

Just for the record "One fun place, one hip movie" was the actual tagline.

After the War of the Ring was over, Gandalf invites the entire crew to his island for a weekend getaway. Below are some of the photos taken.

Arriving on the island was exciting. Bilbo pretends to be scared of the "dragon."

Sam and Saruman "battle" the leader of the island. All fun and games!

Eowyn wonders what the noises outside were so she takes a peek.

The hobbits tell Grima to stand still for a picture. Oh those pranksters!

While other tourists flee for their lives, Aragorn ponders herd movement as Merry and Pippin look on.

Legolas and Gimli get a close-up of the local wildlife.

Gandalf contemplates his new staff.

A very tense moment; Merry and Pippin try the Universal Greeting. Fortunately, the raptors decided to reciprocate this time.

Separated at birth?