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Zaster
January 30, 2004 4:47 AM

(Yes, that is a whale carcass being hauled off in the background. During transit, the gases of decomposition caused it to burst.)

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TheBlairZip
January 30, 2004 7:09 AM

But the waiter assured me that it was only waifer-thin!

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UnknownEric
January 30, 2004 8:35 AM

Japanese tentacle porn gone wrong.

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kaufman
January 30, 2004 8:36 AM

"Quick! Get the Moby Viagra!"

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smamurai
January 30, 2004 9:33 AM

Japanese find cheaper way to ship scooters overseas.

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Spankling
January 30, 2004 8:21 PM

Yum. Decomposed Whale blow-out.

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DragonXero
January 30, 2004 8:51 PM


"Hey, fuck you buddy."

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childofthecorn254
January 31, 2004 5:59 AM

I gagged the first time i saw that junk! Thats gross having a dryied , sticky, junk smelling whale skimming over the streets.

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Zaster
February 1, 2004 1:41 AM

WORST... NEW YEAR'S PARADE... EVAR!!!

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Zaster
February 1, 2004 1:43 AM

quote:
Thats gross having a dryied , sticky, junk smelling whale skimming over the streets.
But it's still better than my brother-in-law's lime green vega.

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MikeyG
February 3, 2004 11:23 AM

Demands for rare sushi are getting stranger and harder to accomodate.

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boorite
February 11, 2004 2:07 PM

"Riding scooter in fetid whale guts voids warranty."

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jes_lawson
February 11, 2004 5:06 PM

When Scooter Tentacle Hantai Videos Fail Miserabley.

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graykane
February 11, 2004 5:50 PM

Anthropologists discover that Jonah owned a Vespa.

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Shadow_Artist
February 12, 2004 5:43 AM

Mr Han Osukao was sacked from Super-Big-Fun Entertainment Corporation today upon discovery that while he had filled the Greatest Pinata in the World (TM) with incredible prizes, he had failed to remove the whale's original stuffing.

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jes_lawson
February 12, 2004 6:46 AM

quote:
Japanese tentacle porn gone wrong.

Whoops - UnknownEric beat me to it.

Always read the previous posts in a thread, kids...

Also:

"Congratulations, Mrs. Dick, it's a scooter!"

"Junichi regretted not reading the fine print on his contract from Crazy Ahab's Used Scooters"

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smamurai
February 12, 2004 7:32 AM

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Always read the previous posts in a thread, kids...



zactly.

And you can't call whale guts 'original stuffing' unless that whale had had his whale guts removed, only to be stuffed with whale guts.

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Shadow_Artist
February 13, 2004 3:32 AM

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And you can't call whale guts 'original stuffing' unless that whale had had his whale guts removed, only to be stuffed with whale guts.

That's exactly what happened!

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AtheistDiary
February 16, 2004 10:49 PM

It's never pretty when a transported whale forgets her tampax.

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coldpizza
February 18, 2004 10:15 PM

Free Willy's stunt double, Cheap Walter, met a unusually cruel fate this afternoon when he was broadsided by a motor scooter in downtown Tacoma. In an unrelated story, Jason James Richter, who played "Jesse" in the 1993 family classic, has signed a lucrative celebrity endorsement deal with Long John Silver's. Probably just a coincidence
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but it sounds fishy to me.

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