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possums
February 3, 2004 3:32 PM

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DragonXero
February 3, 2004 5:18 PM

quote:
http://solar.physics.montana.edu/canfield/family/2001/silly.jpg

way too big for this page.



Better?

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possums
February 3, 2004 5:39 PM

Much.

"IS IT GOOD?! DO YOU LIKE IT?!"

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MikeyG
February 3, 2004 5:43 PM

"If you like that sponge cake, just wait 'til I get out the Trouser Twinkieâ„¢!"

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
February 3, 2004 7:40 PM

And youll have Milk , and youll have cookies , and youll have dolls and youll have prams and ....

YAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

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Spankling
February 3, 2004 8:07 PM

Get any closer to my cornbread and I'll kung fu your ass, old man.

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ObiJo
February 4, 2004 2:17 AM

quote:
"IS IT GOOD?! DO YOU LIKE IT?!"

Yes, that's highly captionable.

---

-"...so there I am with Ben's guts oozing all over my army-issue boots, and all I can think is how great that first kill felt. I was alive for the very first time. THE END. Now go to bed, Karen."

-"Remember, when people ask, you tell them they're mistaken and you never had a brother."

-"Sweety, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother. Now I know what you're thinking - she looks a lot like Spot. But think about it. Would a dog be wearing a dress?"

-"I adopted you into this world, I can adopt you out. But I like to call it 'loan'. Now grab your things, Mr. Edwards is here."

-"I know I'm just the gardener, but sometimes I watch you while you sleep."

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shark_energy
February 4, 2004 5:20 AM

"I say old chum, would be so kind as to give the bottle of white powder stuck to my top teeth a quick yank. Terribly kind of you"

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possums
March 13, 2004 10:20 PM

"Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe? Ees it safe?"

Yes, it's 9 , COUNT EM! 9 times in marathon man.

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Freako
March 14, 2004 9:06 AM

LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING !!!

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Freako
March 14, 2004 9:07 AM

sorry ... thats the most of firemarshal bill i can remember.

:)

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CowTipper
March 14, 2004 1:17 PM

"And then the magical pixies came to the fairy forest!"

"Yay! Tell me another story about the last time you took hallucinogens!"

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EvilZak
March 14, 2004 1:50 PM

I told you I could hold a bottle of milk with my front teeth.

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User #16352
March 14, 2004 5:58 PM

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Spankling
March 14, 2004 6:43 PM

What is that? Some kinda penis-cozy?

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possums
March 14, 2004 9:38 PM

quote:
What is that? Some kinda penis-cozy?

You scare me.

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coldpizza
March 15, 2004 1:39 AM

This is how we tune in Tokyo! Does your momma have short wave? Cause I'd like to *static*

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AtheistDiary
March 15, 2004 4:06 PM

What scares me is he's "Grandpa Dick" on the family website.

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possums
March 16, 2004 3:59 PM

Is it just me or do they look not even slightly related? I mean the little girl's gotta be asian or something, and the old guy is clearly a honky nut monger. So Grandpa Dick might be a molester.... a certified molester.

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MikeyG
March 18, 2004 10:18 AM

A 'honky nut monger'? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- Psst, Karen! When I place your naked little arse on top of my humming, throbbing, eager member, let's both act surprised!

- And this is the Kodak moment when Karen and I found out we both use the same brand of Diapers. And yes, it IS Huggies Megaload.

- Okay, Karen, show the nice photographer what we do when we see a pair of bodacious ta-tas.

- Okay, Karen, let's show everyone how big that Trouser Twinkie was that I gave you in the last picture.

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Melkor
March 19, 2004 8:43 AM

quote:
This is how we tune in Tokyo! Does your momma have short wave? Cause I'd like to *static*

brilliant.

-"go on, sweety. Show the nice fellows over the internet the size of Granpa's Crotch Surprise"

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UnknownEric
March 23, 2004 10:15 AM

Rosie is even happier after her family replaced Billy the Big Mouth Bass with Dick the Perpetually Surprised Grandpa.

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possums
March 23, 2004 10:42 PM

quote:
A 'honky nut monger'? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!



Welcome to my world.

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