If she was my barmaid, I'd send everyone of those pints back to be topped up. Nobody sells jes_lawson a short measure. Then I'd get her to go back for a round for the rest of my drinking buddies; then I'd try and have her over my knee.
It wasn't her bossom's uncanny resemblance to two freshly tapped rounds of Guinness Stout that first attracted me to Louise. It was more the way they clinked together like a New Year's toast while I fucked her in the arse.
The seconds before the pint glasses smashed into the helpless Maggie McFeely - Captured on camera. 5 men have been detained by police on charges of glassault.
Just an FYI, there's not a drop of Guiness in that picture. The stuff on the left is a stout, but it's carbonated, and the stuff on the right looks to be a dark ale.