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possums
March 30, 2004 10:50 AM

uh.... I'll let your imagination run wild.

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UnknownEric
March 30, 2004 1:09 PM

"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?"

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jes_lawson
March 30, 2004 3:06 PM

"Hey kid, I hear you're in the hole to the collection plate for 5 G's. Now you better slip me some green, or I'ma have to get Father Petey No-Neck to get religious on your kneecaps, understand me?"

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Rabid_Weasle
March 30, 2004 7:19 PM

"Mmmm... a B cup."

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Spankling
March 30, 2004 8:05 PM

Again! Pull my finger again you grease ball!

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possums
March 30, 2004 8:42 PM

quote:
"Mmmm... a B cup."

eew!

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Freako
March 31, 2004 5:01 AM

[i"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?" ]

you rule. seriously. ****BEST CAPTION EVER****

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boorite
March 31, 2004 5:46 AM

"The priesthood is behind you all the way!"

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smamurai
March 31, 2004 5:59 AM

" I said smell my hand or go to hell. "

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Bazilla
March 31, 2004 7:41 AM

Robert De Niro's waiting, tossing Italian.

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MikeyG
March 31, 2004 8:01 AM

"Come on, kid, just kneel down already. How are you ever going to build up those knee callouses you're going to need if you don't practice?"

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possums
March 31, 2004 12:09 PM

"Pull it out, Billy."

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AtheistDiary
April 1, 2004 9:48 AM

quote:
"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Best Mall Rats reference EVAR!

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NooniePuuBunny
April 1, 2004 8:01 PM

"C'mere and let me give you a blessing."

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DragonXero
April 1, 2004 8:41 PM

"Like it? It's a Rolex. All the clergy gets one. You know you wanna be a priest... Give into your faith..."

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 2, 2004 9:20 AM

quote:
quote:
"Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Best Mall Rats reference EVAR!



*ahem*

De Niro - "Kid, when we get out of here, im going to fuck you in a very uncomfortable place".

Kid - "The Back of a Volkswagen?"

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biped
April 2, 2004 10:04 AM

"Pssst -- let me hold it awhile. My hand shakes."

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possums
May 3, 2004 11:48 AM

You talkin' to the hand? You talkin to the hand? I don't see any other hands here.... what fuckin' hand do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Euhh???

....m'kay.

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biped
May 3, 2004 10:03 PM

"It's YOUR semen, Joey. YOU clean it off."

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AtheistDiary
May 4, 2004 2:40 PM

"I said PULL MY FUCKIN' FINGER, KID"

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