Sheep hitchhiker puts out.

Dog hitchhiker does not.

"Easy Rider 2" wasn't the same without Dennis Hopper.

The Australian biathlon.

Honda are proud to announce a 1st in bio-mechanical technology. It took years but we finally managed to replace the traditional motorcycle petrol tank with a sheeps scrotum. The downside of having the whole actual sheep attached is more than made up for by, well, having a sheeps scrotum for a petrol tank?

" on the next addition of MOnster Garage . . . ."

"...and it comes complete with real sheep-skin body contour cushon..."

Sheep: "You could let me off here... really... anywhere will do... please?... Is that an axe handle in your pocket?"

"Don't worry Frank, just hold onto the handlebars for a minute, I have to get my cigarette out, then I'll take control again. Frank, FRANK, DAMMIT!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-"