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Spankling April 12, 2004 8:59 PM
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biped April 12, 2004 9:37 PM	"Woof-woof!!! Me baby cow!!! Me suck mommy cow-teats and run away, join circus!!! Me will be big circus man, turn into doggy!!! And turn into giant baby!!! Goo-goo!!! Who am you, buttface? Me am George Bush!!! Beep-beep!!!"
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Rabid_Weasle April 12, 2004 11:41 PM	"Duh... lightswitch?"
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User #16352 April 13, 2004 4:54 AM	"Chocolate!....No, wait! Vanilla!....No, wait!...."
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Melkor April 13, 2004 6:15 AM	"Duhr...one silable questions only please."
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boorite April 13, 2004 7:03 AM	Hoping the studio audience won't notice, President Bush unobtrusively attempts to dislodge a deer tick from his scalp.
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kaufman April 13, 2004 7:16 AM	As he removed his mask, Richard Nixon was heard to say, "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids."
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biped April 13, 2004 8:55 AM	"Hmmm...lemme see if I can 'member how that recipe goes...Mommy turned it into a song so's I wouldn't fergit...umm...'first you take the taters, and throw 'em in the pot...then you add the water -- you gotta use a lot...then you turn the oven on...CAREFUL NOW, IT'S HOT...and when the cartoon's over, it's tater soup you've got!' What? Terrorism? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said 'tater soup.'"
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possums April 13, 2004 10:24 AM	Or.....Well?
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Freako April 13, 2004 4:15 PM	"The have the internet on computers now?" -homer simpson
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Rabid_Weasle April 13, 2004 7:33 PM	"Duh... prejudice?"
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biped April 13, 2004 10:26 PM	Secretly lusts for Teresa Heinz Kerry.
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DragonXero April 14, 2004 4:33 AM	"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party." "Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?" "Wait, I don't get it. Democrats for America?"
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MikeyG April 14, 2004 12:23 PM	"I think it was a Democratatory firewall that blocked the CIA from redistributizing the information to the FBI."
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AtheistDiary April 14, 2004 12:55 PM	"2 plus 2? FUCK, why do I always get the hard ones!"
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possums April 14, 2004 1:05 PM	quote: "Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party." "Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?" "Wait, I don't get it. Democrats for America?" You rotten cunt.
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NeoVid April 14, 2004 1:20 PM	"Help! The air's leakin' out of my head!"
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Spankling April 14, 2004 8:15 PM	quote: quote: "Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party." "Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?" "Wait, I don't get it. Democrats for America?" You rotten cunt. I say good for Drag-X! So long as he votes let 'em say all he wants!
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UnknownEric April 15, 2004 9:27 AM	W. attempts his best Johann van der Smut impression. "Hey everybody, I'm President, isn't that vierd?"
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CowTipper April 15, 2004 5:58 PM	"Well I think that I would need to be more prepared for that question. I would need time to think over my answer and learn to pronounce the words in my answer...."
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biped April 15, 2004 8:15 PM	"Well, in my opinion, if he ain't gonna treat you and your baby no better than that, then you should just kick that dog to the curb, girlfriend."
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DragonXero
April 16, 2004 12:57 AM

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"Ugh, no one told me Hillary was going to be stripper for this party."

"Oh lord, what is that smell? Did Kerry walk in here?"

"Wait, I don't get it. Democrats *for* America?"

You rotten cunt.
I say good for Drag-X! So long as he votes let 'em say all he wants!

Thanks spanks. I honestly don't care much for him as it is, but I just grow bored of the *constant* bashing of Bush.

I will not be voting for Bush OR Kerry come November. I'm not sure who I'll vote for, but I am certain it'll be a third party. Maybe I can write Jon Schaffer in.

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Freako April 16, 2004 5:10 AM	I will not be voting for Bush OR Kerry come November. I'm not sure who I'll vote for, but I am certain it'll be a third party. Maybe I can write Jon Schaffer in. so basically , you are voting for the Bush Regime. anyways .. ah yes .. the caption ... umm "Lots a people gonna Diiiie?"
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biped April 16, 2004 8:45 AM	I voted for Bush, but I still like to write semi-humorous, non-politically-oriented captions to pictures of him, like this: "Er...should I pull my pants back up, or keep pretending that they didn't fall down?"
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possums April 16, 2004 1:08 PM	I can't vote. I'm too young. And besides, the racist hobags downtown would probably not let me vote because I am a (aus)rotten Jew. =P You're still a rotten cunt, DX. But you're OUR rotten cunt. Now can you wash, please?
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Spankling April 16, 2004 5:32 PM	quote: I just grow bored of the constant bashing of Bush. I assume you grew tired of the Clinton bashing too, which was far more exagerated and squeeky...
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AtheistDiary April 16, 2004 11:17 PM	quote: I just grow bored of the constant bashing of Bush. Sure, let's all stop slapping our Bush around and start slapping our Dick instead.
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NeoVid April 18, 2004 2:20 PM	"Mr President, did you ever think-" "Nope."
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DragonXero
April 19, 2004 6:55 AM

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I will not be voting for Bush OR Kerry come November. I'm not sure who I'll vote for, but I am certain it'll be a third party. Maybe I can write Jon Schaffer in.

so basically , you are voting for the Bush Regime.

anyways .. ah yes .. the caption ... umm
"Lots a people gonna Diiiie?"

Shit like that is why no one votes third party, and the same two idiotic, worthless parties get in every year. It's the same horseshit either way, you just get to say you're more moral or more humanitarian depending on which crooked fuckup you help vote in. No, I will not be voting for BushKerry or the JohnGeorge parties if I vote third party this time around. I'll be voting for someone I actually *want* in the position, rather than someone who I don't hate as much as the other guy.

Think with your mind, not your party.

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DragonXero
April 19, 2004 6:57 AM

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I just grow bored of the *constant* bashing of Bush.
I assume you grew tired of the Clinton bashing too, which was far more exagerated and squeeky...

Never enjoyed most of it in the first place, actually. The Bush bashing is a little absurd and baseless, but the Clinton shit was basically trying to make fun of faults he did not have and did not even show signs of having.

I think they're both (Bush and Clinton) morons, as well as Kerry and most of the other major canidates they been throwin at us.

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AtheistDiary April 19, 2004 5:06 PM	I think this thread forgot to take it's Ritilin this morning.
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MikeyG April 20, 2004 1:51 PM	They're not morons, D/X, just soulless schills. And biped, you voted for Bush? How COULD you?
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DragonXero April 20, 2004 6:28 PM	It was Bush - in our eyes the typical boring republican, or Gore - The ultraliberal, heir to the throne of Clinton whose wife would have chips implanted in people's heads to keep them from saying "fuck" if she had her way. I was against Gore because I saw how much power Hillary had, and I didn't want to see that power transferred to Tipper. Now I think we all realize how helpless we were.
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Spankling April 20, 2004 7:52 PM	DX - those are the funnies captions ever.
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DragonXero April 20, 2004 8:24 PM	But they wer- Ohhh, ahahahahahahaha. ON YOUR KNEES.
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shark_energy April 22, 2004 8:00 AM	"Isssssss a goooda pasta yes? Isssss a lovely pasta made by mumma"
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