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biped
April 15, 2004 11:48 PM

Here is a sweetly funny new series that I have created to amuse and stimulate young imaginations much as those cartoons about train engines and airplanes with big faces on them do. If you have children of your own, or younger brothers, sisters, or other relatives, you might want to sit and read these comics with them and enjoy them together. If not, then certainly your own "inner child" will be thrilled when you experience these gentle, mildly educational tales of mischief and mirth.

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DragonXero
April 16, 2004 12:36 AM

I think you just broke my brain.

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smamurai
April 16, 2004 2:56 AM

JOEY AND MR. WILSON!!! IN "THE T-BONE STEAKS"!!! was pretty funny. Can't wait to read some more.

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mark_a_thorpe_2
April 16, 2004 3:11 AM

Very "Terrance and Philip" sorta random...

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MikeyG
April 16, 2004 8:08 AM

Funny in a 'I think I may just have pierced my liver with a javelin' kind of way.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 16, 2004 8:32 PM

o_o

Have you been eating paintchips again?

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biped
April 16, 2004 8:48 PM

quote:
o_o

Have you been eating paintchips again?



No, I like to drink it right out of the can.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 16, 2004 9:39 PM

quote:
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o_o

Have you been eating paintchips again?



No, I like to drink it right out of the can.

Do you prefer the bright colors or the subtle shades?

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biped
April 17, 2004 6:46 AM

quote:

Do you prefer the bright colors or the subtle shades?

It depends on my mood. I usually like the happy colors the best, because they coat my stomach lining with fun.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 17, 2004 7:57 PM

^-^

Personally, I like purple. Royal purple, not violet purple. Its very nice.

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biped
April 17, 2004 8:57 PM

I like it too, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 17, 2004 8:59 PM

quote:
I like it too, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.

o_o Usually its spinach green that does that tho...

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MikeyG
April 18, 2004 8:58 AM

biped, paint? I thought you just like to suck tailpipes.

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biped
April 18, 2004 9:16 AM

My motto is: if it's stupid, do it.

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biped
April 18, 2004 1:25 PM

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NooniePuuBunny
April 18, 2004 8:53 PM

*offers biped a can of varnish*

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Spankling
April 18, 2004 9:44 PM

biped, what the fuck is wrong with you? Well, at least they were funny as hell.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 18, 2004 9:46 PM

quote:
biped, what the fuck is wrong with you? Well, at least they were funny as hell.

See above posts about drinking paint.

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MikeyG
April 19, 2004 6:47 AM

MONSTER MOVIE: Funnier than Spankling's last orgy.

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biped
April 19, 2004 6:54 AM

Mmm...varnish. The dessert wine of paints.

Spankling and MikeyG: thank you for your generous comments.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 19, 2004 7:45 AM

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Mmm...varnish. The dessert wine of paints.

Its a good year too... 1997... Its been aging in the cool dark of the closet for 7 years.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
April 19, 2004 7:46 AM

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I like it too, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.

o_o Usually its spinach green that does that tho...

When I was a small child I ate all of Noonie's paints except for the green one.

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possums
April 19, 2004 8:33 AM

truth be told, biped, you're the n00b of the month.

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biped
April 19, 2004 9:45 AM

quote:
truth be told, biped, you're the n00b of the month.

Do I have to pose for naked pictures?

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NooniePuuBunny
April 19, 2004 10:31 AM

quote:
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truth be told, biped, you're the n00b of the month.

Do I have to pose for naked pictures?

I hope not.

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biped
June 18, 2004 8:03 AM

Here are some new adventures of Joey and Jeff and their friends.

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Gabu
June 18, 2004 12:47 PM

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Derangon
June 18, 2004 8:28 PM

My brain- it itches with knowledge! And spider eggs!

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biped
June 18, 2004 8:32 PM

When the spider eggs hatch, the baby spiders will scratch your brain itch!

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Derangon
June 18, 2004 8:37 PM

Yay! Do I have to water them?

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biped
June 18, 2004 8:42 PM

No, they'll just suck out your brain juice until you start thinking that your entire body is covered with puppies.

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NooniePuuBunny
June 18, 2004 10:30 PM

So that explains why so many puppies have been following me since my brain stopped itching...

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Derangon
June 18, 2004 10:55 PM

But... my brain juice is where I store all my smartness! Juice is life! The juuuiiiiccceee!!!

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NooniePuuBunny
June 18, 2004 11:04 PM

^-^ I bet gatorade stores even more smartness than your brain juices.

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Derangon
June 18, 2004 11:22 PM

:o You're probably right!
*Sticks a straw through her eye and pumps the liquid goodness in*

The spiders! They are rehydrated and have energy!

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biped
March 12, 2005 8:16 PM

I'm not just bumping an old thread this time. I actually made some more "JOEY!!!" comics.

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