And then, right in the middle of Wendell Goler's question, George Bush suddenly remembered how much he loved chili-cheese burritos.

"That little shmuck who's shootin spitballs at me aint gonna be laughing when I stick a bomb up his rear thrusters."

"Fuck. Now I'm horny. Thanks, Condi."

"And nobody suspects a thing... not even those meddling kids..."

"Did I leave the oven on?"

"Oooh, shiny."