Ladies and gentlemen, I bravely submit THIS pic for your enjoyment.

two jobs, yes two jobs, is what it took to make my bling make you blind.

HAH!

Oh, BTW, that little piece of bling actually cost me a whole $0.50. I was pickin' up a 40 (my friends and I were having a "40 party", bring 40 ouncers and dress nicely) so I decided I needed some bling as I passed the little machine selling the stuff.

so it that actually a photoshop version or is it actually bling blang blinging like that?

40's eh? i like to enjoy those every once in awhile, but i like my budweiser or canadian the most!

so it that actually a photoshop version or is it actually bling blang blinging like that?

40's eh? i like to enjoy those every once in awhile, but i like my budweiser or canadian the most!

It's photoshopped.

yeah figured, the flare looked pretty fake. I had a $7 earing that sparkled pretty good considering it didnt really have any reflective material on it.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz in 10 years.

... and then there are those who go to ET conventions ...

It's so shiny!

Your necklace bothers me, too.

"Lex Luthor in da HIZZ-OUSE!"

I was just at a baseball party for 8-year olds who all piled on the bling from a quarter machine. No. really.

Captions

The Lord of the Bling.

The magic bling glows when in the presence of a honky wrapper.

"Jenkens, you photoshopped the lens flare on the wrong object again"

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The Lord of the Bling.

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MC Lens Flare busts a mad Photoshop.

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The Lord of the Bling.

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That has been done to death so hard that someone started a band called "Lords of the Bling."

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Unlike normal children, Radioactive Mutant Boy didn't look all that cute when you asked him how old he was and he held up two fingers and said, "Dis many, huh huh."

Yes, he still has his bowfingers.

No one realized that the only edited element on the picture was the drawn-on moustache.

Braving the eviction notice nailed to his door, Bling Crosby opens a lemonade stand in the hallway outside his crib. Netting a $2 profit on his very first day of business, a determined Bling reminds customers just how much closer he is to paying the rent.

Ironically, the ad on this topic is for HipHopJewels.com at the moment.

When did Stone Cold become so ghettofabulous?

Now, see, if I could pull off "The Rock", I'd know what to say, but as it is, I'm not much into wrestling, so I don't know what Stone Cold says.

Now, see, if I could pull off "The Rock", I'd know what to say, but as it is, I'm not much into wrestling, so I don't know what Stone Cold says.

Stone Cold would probably say "Double-posting is for fags, jackass. Gimme a beer."

Then he'd smack his wife and break his kneecap.