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Steve_G
September 9, 2001 1:48 AM

is word of mouth only way to get ppl to red your comics? or is there an easier way

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itsclark
September 9, 2001 6:26 AM

Well, you could print them out and paste them onto all of the Sunday comics pages at your local newspaper stand.

Or you could collect a bunch of old wallets and leave them on the sidewalk with nothing but your comics inside.

Or you could glue them to people's windshields at exactly eye level. Trust me, they'll appreciate your efforts to start thier day with a laugh.

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itsclark
September 9, 2001 6:40 AM

32533

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gabe_billings
September 9, 2001 6:48 AM

It would help if they didn't suck quite so badly.

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crabby
September 9, 2001 7:31 AM

quote:
is word of mouth only way to get ppl to red your comics? or is there an easier way
I'm not sure that people even know how to red comics.
ASS!

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DexX
September 9, 2001 8:19 AM

That crabby's a bit of a bastard, isn't he? *grin*

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Matchy
September 9, 2001 9:54 AM

With a penis shaped like a chicken, no wonder Jon never gets laid.

Btw, are you obsessed with cock?

-Matchy-

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DragonXero
September 9, 2001 10:06 AM

And now for manrape!
What?
Quit staring at me, dammit.
Shit, I just noticed Gabe is more of a geek than I, he has 20 more comics than I!

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andydougan
September 9, 2001 12:38 PM

quote:
is word of mouth only way to get ppl to red your comics? or is there an easier way

You could hax0r the site and delete all comics but yours.

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Steve_G
September 9, 2001 5:03 PM

as it now says in my profile..these jokes are based around my friends...dylan is obsessed with the fact he thinks his cock is 36 inches...so we let him...no point getting into that fight....i dont think jon has ever had a girlfriend...and prolly wont in the near future..Dave...well....hes a squirell fucker...etc etc

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crabby
September 9, 2001 5:56 PM

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as it now says in my profile..these jokes are based around my friends...dylan is obsessed with the fact he thinks his cock is 36 inches...so we let him...no point getting into that fight....i dont think jon has ever had a girlfriend...and prolly wont in the near future..Dave...well....hes a squirell fucker...etc etc
I hate you, your friends, your comics and your bad spelling.
Ok, that was a bit harsh I just hate your comics, friends and bad spelling.

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JrnymnNate
September 9, 2001 9:02 PM

I saw someone else do this so i must now.

ARRGGGHH YOUR COMIX SUCK YOU NEWBIE $@!#$!#@$A.

hehe i kill me. ARGG... ::gags::

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Drexle
September 9, 2001 10:34 PM

quote:
I saw someone else do this so i must now.

ARRGGGHH YOUR COMIX SUCK YOU NEWBIE $@!#$!#@$A.



Quiet, newbie! ;)

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DexX
September 9, 2001 11:31 PM

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as it now says in my profile..these jokes are based around my friends...dylan is obsessed with the fact he thinks his cock is 36 inches...so we let him...no point getting into that fight....i dont think jon has ever had a girlfriend...and prolly wont in the near future..Dave...well....hes a squirell fucker...etc etc
36 inches? *ponder* Wouldn't it keep tripping you? Ow, and you'd step on the end of it... ouch! Nah, I think I am far better off with my modest 19 inches...

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ladyjdotnet
September 9, 2001 11:32 PM

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quote:
I saw someone else do this so i must now.

ARRGGGHH YOUR COMIX SUCK YOU NEWBIE $@!#$!#@$A.



Quiet, newbie! ;)

tardsparring!

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Drexle
September 9, 2001 11:37 PM

quote:
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I saw someone else do this so i must now.

ARRGGGHH YOUR COMIX SUCK YOU NEWBIE $@!#$!#@$A.



Quiet, newbie! ;)

tardsparring!

What? Where? *looks around...* Oh wait... Never mind.

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habnem
September 10, 2001 12:22 AM

what i would do, steve, is post a message asking everyone to read your comics, then get flamed. alternately, you could post a new thread called "quick question" which is a not-so-subtle way of doing the same thing without *actually* doing it, and then get flamed anyway.

finally, my only bit of true and helpful advice: start entering the comics contests; then someone (if only the judge) is pretty much forced to read at least one of your comics; if they like 'em they might just read the rest, provided they have time between donkey-rape sessions.

side note: is it permissible to use two semicolons in the same sentence?

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habnem
September 10, 2001 12:24 AM

ps: in the meantime, i'd get a new account name, since everyone here hates you now (:

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crabby
September 10, 2001 3:45 AM

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ps: in the meantime, i'd get a new account name, since everyone here hates you now (:
Oh, a new account name huh?
deisel!!!!
A new account name is pointless. I was hated around here twice as much as anyone, but I just waited it out started putting out more quality material and now the hazeing has stopped for the most part.

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crabby
September 10, 2001 3:51 AM

I still have a suspicion that diesel is at least one or two of these newbie clowns running around.

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DragonXero
September 10, 2001 3:57 AM

Yeah, and that damn hazing has to be hurtful.

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apejuice
September 10, 2001 4:22 AM

steve, why don't you just phone all your friends and ask them to look at your comics. as they are the only people likely to get a laugh out of them.

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crabby
September 10, 2001 4:26 AM

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steve, why don't you just phone all your friends and ask them to look at your comics. as they are the only people likely to get a laugh out of them.
Maybe he doesn't have any friends. He just makes up his friends so he can make comics and have an excuse for them not being funny.

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evil_d
September 10, 2001 6:44 AM

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A new account name is pointless. I was hated around here twice as much as anyone, but I just waited it out started putting out more quality material and now the hazeing has stopped for the most part.
The hazing never really stops for any of us. I think you're as close as it gets now.

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DragonXero
September 10, 2001 7:45 AM

Is it just me or does "hazing" sound dirty, especially in reference to college initiations...?

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JrnymnNate
September 10, 2001 8:23 AM

Maybe its just you and your dirty mind.

32657

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Spankling
September 10, 2001 8:45 AM

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Is it just me or does "hazing" sound dirty, especially in reference to college initiations...?
For the longest time as a kid I thought they were saying glazing - like a donut. I figured these "Greeks" were just a bit too "manly" for me and I never joined.

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DexX
September 10, 2001 8:51 AM

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Is it just me or does "hazing" sound dirty, especially in reference to college initiations...?
I think that "sledging" (insulting opponents out on the cricket field) sounds dirtier.

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DragonXero
September 10, 2001 9:38 AM

I still say "Hazing" sounds dirty.
And cricket sounds like fun.
Too bad you have to be a sissy Aussie to enjoy it. :)
Hehehe.

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tiger8191
September 10, 2001 10:43 AM

My advice? Well don't make topics like this one that scream for attention because all you will get is the negative kind. I am a n00bie here so maybe I am not one to talk but I participate at a very large message board communtiy on the net and have learned what to say and definately what not to say to get accepted into a message board. You broke the major rule! Lurk a little, see the personalities on the board, which even though this is a small community compared to where I hang there is a lot of personalities on this board, then when the time is right, introduce yourself. That is what I did, I lurked, played around, then just said hey. I really didn't know what to expect but it sure as hell wasn't like this and some even checked out my comics, which I didn't even think about. They all seemed, for the most part, cool and thought this would be a great place to hang.

Now can you be saved, who knows, but I would attempt to make ammends as these peope with determine your future as a human being on this great earth.

Why is so important to have people read your comics anyway? I spend a lot of time voting and finding things that way, I rarely come here, the message board, to look at comics.

Anyway I will go back to my cage and could I have Mac and Cheese tonight? I am getting sick of the sludge you all have been feeding me!

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DexX
September 10, 2001 10:58 AM

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Anyway I will go back to my cage and could I have Mac and Cheese tonight? I am getting sick of the sludge you all have been feeding me!
You'll eat what you're given! *zzzzip!*

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gabe_billings
September 10, 2001 1:11 PM

I'd say that the chance that the guy who started these posts is still around is slim to none.

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boorite
September 10, 2001 2:14 PM

You know what sounds really dirty? All-Nude Celebrity Mudfucking.

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gabe_billings
September 10, 2001 2:20 PM

Is that celebrities fucking in the mud? Or fucking the mud?

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boorite
September 10, 2001 2:26 PM

I'd say fucking in the mud, and just to make it even dirtier, on an Ozone Action Day.

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Spankling
September 10, 2001 2:31 PM

HE SAID OZONE ACTION DAY! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE SAID OZONE ACTION DAY!

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boorite
September 10, 2001 2:42 PM

Yes, it's an Ozone Action Day. Please wait until after dark to refuel your car, mow your lawn, or mudfuck your nude celebrities.

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Spankling
September 10, 2001 2:51 PM

Let me tell you, whenever my "O" zone is having an action day, the last thing I'm thinking about is fueling the Ford. Of course nozzles feature prominently.

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gabe_billings
September 10, 2001 8:19 PM

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HE SAID OZONE ACTION DAY! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE HE SAID OZONE ACTION DAY!

I feel dumb asking, but where does this particular style of shouting things come from? This isn't the first time you've done this.

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Spankling
September 10, 2001 10:12 PM

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I feel dumb asking, but where does this particular style of shouting things come from? This isn't the first time you've done this.
Just think how dumb I feel.

It's a long and pointless story. The idea is to be offended by something, but point it out in a more offensive way than the offense. Not a famous quote.

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DexX
September 10, 2001 11:59 PM

But Gabe, you did it to me when I used the word "bloke". :)

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