Some kneel in supplication before our new overlords, while others attempt to cozy up to them.

RAAR! TUBOR CORNHOLE!

A little lower and to the left baby! Yeah... the third eye spot! OH YEAH!!!

"Hurry and take the picture, Sheila -- Giant Potato Man's death squeal is intensifying."

"Sherry! Run! The potato man is alive!"
"You're damn right I'm alive, and I'm pissed at that little planters legume bitch. He's got some explainin' to do."

"Greeting earthlings, my name is Foodzilla. The one you call Mr. Planters, on our planet he is called Foodzooki."

"Jones, go kill that giant potato and bring it back to us. This quarter will turn the biggest profits Lays has ever seen!"

"Take me to Dan Quayle!"