Whoa dude, I am never drinking rubbing alcohol again!

Another Republican exposed.

This is the entire reason why I never drink.

Dumbo made a surprise coming-out appearance at this year's Gay Elephant Pride Parade.

Waitaminute...is the elephant fondling itself?

This is the entire reason I continue to drink.

Finally, Mr. Wilson had found a scarecrow that kept the pesky crows away from his corn patch.

That's a fountain in Amsterdam indicating the direct centre of the Red Light District. Beside it is another fountain of a giant penis with rotating testicles. About 100 metres to the left of that elephant is the hotel in which I stayed last weekend.

:D

That is peanuts, the magical penis elephant.