Okay, I called in an accountant, crunched the numbers and here is the final tally:
First off, I'd like to thank everyone for making the judging so damn hard on me. And I'd like to thank myself for just saying "hard on."
The honorable (ninja) mentions:
kaufman, as usual, produced stellar contributions.
seattlesque's two entries show great promise and understanding of The Force.
choadwarrior's bar joke series was phenomenal.
biped's sheer overload of teh funnie had me waving a white flag.
But in the end, I had to give the victory to:
251728
which is even better if you read it using the voice of Quagmire.
Zaster, 'tis all yours.