It's the smell. I can't stand it.

I can't stand the smell either. It just makes me gag. And if I'm around a woman wearing some awful watermelon-smelling perfume or body wash or whatever, I just want to vomit right in her face.

That and you hang around chicks with vomit-fetishes.

I hate watermellon because of the texture.

Actual watermelons themselves aren't nasty, nor do they really smell gross.

It's that manufactured, watermelonesque smell from perfumes, watermelon-flavored bubblegum, and the like that have that cringe-inducing quality to it. Blame the "Flavor Corridor", which is the main stretch of I-95 through northern New Jersey. This is where about 90% of the world's "flavor" is researched and produced, including the "beef" flavor of McDonald's "hamburgers". It's also one of the main reasons it fucking smells when you hit Jersey.

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Actual watermelons themselves aren't nasty, nor do they really smell gross.

It's that manufactured, watermelonesque smell from perfumes, watermelon-flavored bubblegum, and the like that have that cringe-inducing quality to it.

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To me, the actual watermelons and their smell are revolting. I hate cantelopes, too, and any other members of the melon or lope families.

Cantaloupes make me ill, too. The smell is nauseating.

Not watermelons, though.

You ever drill a hole into a watermelon and fill it with Enron annual report pages slimed over with axle grease?

Goooooood times.

I actually prefer the artificial watermelon flavour/smell to the real one...

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I actually prefer the artificial watermelon flavour/smell to the real one...

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CAUTION: Watermelon may explode.

That is freaking awesome boo.

Exploding fruit rocks.