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Rabid_Weasle
September 30, 2004 6:14 PM

SHUT THE HELL UP!

If I have to hear one more of you refer to something as being "trippy" I'm going to explode!

Also, the words "pot" and "weed" are not funny in any context whatsoever, so stop laughing at them in any context whatsoever!

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Zaster
September 30, 2004 6:46 PM

I, for one, take my weed very seriously.

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JESUSSANDWICH
September 30, 2004 6:52 PM

I have weeds in my yard.

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crabby
September 30, 2004 7:25 PM

I for one have smoked the weeds in your backyard.
Trippy man, maybe you could ask your sis if she wants to get a burger.

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JESUSSANDWICH
September 30, 2004 7:26 PM

You hittin on my sister?!

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Spankling
September 30, 2004 7:51 PM

quote:
SHUT THE HELL UP!

If I have to hear one more of you refer to something as being "trippy" I'm going to explode!

Also, the words "pot" and "weed" are not funny in any context whatsoever, so stop laughing at them in any context whatsoever!


Someone needs to smoke a bowl and mellow.

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possums
September 30, 2004 8:00 PM

Rabid's right. We need to take down the tyranny of... POL POT!!! HAW!!

God I'm a lonely soul.

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Rabid_Weasle
September 30, 2004 10:01 PM

Woa man! Your sig is so trippy!

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Rabid_Weasle
September 30, 2004 10:03 PM

Also, if you're wondering where this anger is coming from. It is because there is a guy in my class who seems to be a pothead, and has to use the word trippy to describe everything from web pages to black forest ham.

He's also a chav. Fucking chavs.

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biped
September 30, 2004 11:27 PM

Neither I nor any of my friends have ever used the word "trippy", so I don't think it has anything to do with weed usage. I think your classmate is just a dipshit of some kind.

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DragonXero
October 1, 2004 12:09 AM

From what I've heard, "trippy" is just another stupid nostalgic buzzword. I never used it when I was still a bit of a stoner. I agree, it is annoying.

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User #16352
October 1, 2004 4:49 AM

Trippy, man.

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boorite
October 1, 2004 6:38 AM

"Trippy" is a word stolen from acidheads and should only be used in reference to objects that swallow your head while you are under the influence of LSD or Psilocybin.

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MikeyG
October 1, 2004 6:50 AM

I had thought trippy was a word used to describe something obviously psychedelic. Although spam may be just such an item worthy of this description, Black Forest Ham is not.

Also, try acid at least two or three times in your life. And maybe mushrooms.

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boorite
October 1, 2004 7:31 AM

quote:
I had thought trippy was a word used to describe something obviously psychedelic.

That's what I said.

quote:
Although spam may be just such an item worthy of this description, Black Forest Ham is not.

Agreed.

quote:
Also, try acid at least two or three times in your life. And maybe mushrooms.

I have followed this advice hundreds of times over, and look at me. Don't do it, kids.

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MikeyG
October 1, 2004 8:30 AM

Maybe hundreds of times isn't necessarily the way to go.

Isn't there a myth popping around that if you've taken acid over like 20 times you're legally insane?

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JESUSSANDWICH
October 1, 2004 10:35 AM

Crabby why did you hit on my sister?!

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areallystupidguy
October 1, 2004 1:34 PM

quote:
Also, try acid at least two or three times in your life.

I've tried that a couple times and both times i've fallen and hit my head on things. Don't do acid kids, it can hurt a lot.

Then again, it can also lead to the creation of some great comics.

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Injokester
October 1, 2004 3:11 PM

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Rabid_Weasle
October 1, 2004 3:42 PM

I also stand by my statement that marijuana is the least funniest of drugs.

Smack and crack being the funniest.

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NooniePuuBunny
October 1, 2004 4:49 PM

quote:
Maybe hundreds of times isn't necessarily the way to go.

Isn't there a myth popping around that if you've taken acid over like 20 times you're legally insane?



My mom knew a guy when she was younger that took so much acid, no one could understand him. He fried his brain to the point where he had his own language. He was locked away in an asylum somewhere.

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kaufman
October 1, 2004 8:49 PM

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I also stand by my statement that marijuana is the least funniest of drugs.
I beg to differ.

If you've ever been stoned and used the opportunity to lick the texture of the underside of a Pop-Tart ...

You're laughing. Aren't you?

Cocaine, on the other hand is unfunny.

quote:
My mom knew a guy when she was younger that took so much acid, no one could understand him. He fried his brain to the point where he had his own language. He was locked away in an asylum somewhere.
My favorite acid story is about the guy who while tripping figured out the way to end world hunger. Being an experienced tripper, he knew darn well that he wouldn't remember how to save the world when he came down, so he carefully wrote down all the details of his ingenious plan.

The next morning, he woke up and found a piece of paper with two words on it:

XEROX
DOUGHNUTS

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Zaster
October 1, 2004 9:20 PM

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My mom knew a guy when she was younger that took so much acid, no one could understand him. He fried his brain to the point where he had his own language. He was locked away in an asylum somewhere.
Or, he might have gone bonkers even if he'd never taken a hit. It does happen to perfectly sober people too.

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Spankling
October 1, 2004 10:55 PM

I have enjoyed some moments in altered and "normal" states. I don't regret dong drugs, but it's not a badge of honor or anything. I'm lucky I didn't get caught or didn't have the bad experiences so many people have had.

Then again, I'm lucky most of my life has turned out good when in a "normal" state too.

Then again again, you make your own luck.

Stop telling other people what to do and try to live right.

And black forest ham rocks. I'm drooling over here.

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JESUSSANDWICH
October 1, 2004 11:11 PM

quote:
Dong drugs

HAHAHAHAHHA

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Spankling
October 1, 2004 11:19 PM

HEY! There's no "I" in dong drugs, pal!

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JESUSSANDWICH
October 2, 2004 12:00 AM

Just like there is no wangs in team.

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xxausrottenxx
October 2, 2004 10:58 AM

249317

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ivytheplant
October 2, 2004 12:39 PM

Now I feel left out. The hardest thing I ever did was inhaling catnip secondhand and that's just cause I was burning some leaves on charcoal to watch the cats get stoned. Much funnier than just giving them the dried leaf.

Oh wait, there was that one time when I was a dishwasher during high school pulling a triple shift and I was so exhausted I was tipping over and the cook (who I had a crush on) handed me some mysterious pills to take to wake me up and I found out 10 years later it was speed. Though I don't think it counts.

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UnknownEric
October 2, 2004 1:00 PM

I smoked the "wacky tobaccy" twice. Both times it just made me giggly and hungry. And I'm that way enough as it is.

Never tried anything harder though. More because I couldn't be arsed than out of fear.

If you want to hear what acid can do to some people ('though certainly not all, and I'm definitely not in favor of prohibition or the "drug war"), compare Pink Floyd's "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" with Syd Barrett's solo stuff. Now mind you, I LOVE Syd solo, but it's pretty clearly a VERY different mind at work later on...

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andydougan
October 2, 2004 1:02 PM

I've got some shrooms in the fridge that appear to have gone off. Is it still okay to eat them?

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ivytheplant
October 2, 2004 1:25 PM

As long as they haven't developed into sentient beings and formed a small, but advanced civilization.

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Zaster
October 2, 2004 2:12 PM

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I've got some shrooms in the fridge that appear to have gone off. Is it still okay to eat them?
The Psilocyn may have broken down, but psilocybin is a bit more stable, so there is still hope. Either double the dosage, or get ahold of an MAOI inhibitor (a good natural source available on-line would be peganum Harmala seeds). An adequate doese of MAOI inhibitor will roughly double the potency of psilocybin (by shutting down one of the metabolic pathways by which it is broken down). We're talking about roughly a tablespoon of ground peganum Harmala seed, extracted with simmering water for five minutes. Drink the extract about 1/2 hour before dosing, ideally (or wash your shrooms down with it; not a big difference).

Don't do this if you are already taking an MAOI for depression, or are at all concerned about your health, or blah blah-dy blah. O.K., the public service announcement is out of the way. Most people find this perfectly safe. A rare few suffer allergic reactions.

In the future, store your shrooms in a frost-free freezer, and eat them cold (they absorb moisture as they warm to room temperature).

Hope this helps. If your shrooms are truely soggy, though, they may have other issues (mold, bactertia). In that case, just toss 'em. At some point, the old saw of "better safe than sorry" does become relevent.

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NooniePuuBunny
October 2, 2004 4:15 PM

>_> I cant even handle taking antihistamines...

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possums
October 2, 2004 6:00 PM

I used to smoke-a de weed, but now only on 420. Just because it reminds me of happier times. Also I did acid once and I punched myself in the groin.

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DragonXero
October 2, 2004 11:12 PM

A groin punch on acid? That's... different.

I used to get high a lot in school. Jr. High and High school. I was a "parkrat". I did it because it was free and I liked being that way.

I've found recently that I'm about the same drunk as I am high. I usually just lay back and gurgle, laughing at people.

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ivytheplant
October 3, 2004 12:07 AM

I'm one of those people that likes to screw with drunk and/or stoned people. And I always take pictures. Especially if pink tutus are involved.

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crabby
October 3, 2004 8:52 AM

quote:
Crabby why did you hit on my sister?!
Who's your sister?

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MikeyG
October 3, 2004 4:37 PM

I've seen my share of all sorts of stuff. Some fuckwit covered up a crack rock with some weed in a bowl I smoked in high school. Not funny, not cool, and I never, EVER smoked weed again. Okay, that's a lie. I never smoked crack again.

The first time I did acid was one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I felt connected to everyone and wound up hanging out with three good-looking girls in their dorm room all night long. The second and third times I felt disconnected from everyone, that the world was filled with evil, and that everyone hated me.

It is a perception-altering experience. I tried mushrooms once and the same thing happened. No visuals, and I even tried watching Labrynth while I was on them. Just the same disconnected feeling of sorrow.

It's true, doing/having done drugs is not a badge of honor, at all. But a lot of people, somewhat unfortunately, connect with each other through brain-damaging substances. Like alcohol for example.

Anyway, drugs themselves are not bad. It's the misuse of them that cause s people problems, and that should be a personal choice rather than a governmental one.

What were we talking about?

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Zaster
October 3, 2004 4:56 PM

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The second and third times I felt disconnected from everyone, that the world was filled with evil, and that everyone hated me.
I used to get that feeling just from logging on to IRC.

Anyone here ever try DMT? It's like being the ball in some kind of three dimensional, alien pinball machine. I heartily believe it helped make me the man I am today. And my friends the space slugs agree. Wiggy Wiggy Bzzzzzt, I like pie!

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little_kitty
October 3, 2004 5:44 PM

I had some weed laced with coke yesterday. Only the guy I was smoking with didn't tell me until afterwards.

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Spankling
October 3, 2004 6:04 PM

A guy from a lower apartment stopped me a few years back and asked me to smoke a bong. So I smoke it. He's watching me. He loads another and watches me. He takes a hit and loads another for me. I smoke it. He's watching me.

"So what do you think?" He asks after a moment.

"S'okay." I say.

"Shit!" He snaps, "This crack sucks!"

I threw him out.

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Rabid_Weasle
October 3, 2004 6:28 PM

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quote:
I also stand by my statement that marijuana is the least funniest of drugs.
I beg to differ.

If you've ever been stoned and used the opportunity to lick the texture of the underside of a Pop-Tart ...

You're laughing. Aren't you?

Cocaine, on the other hand is unfunny.


I meant from a comedian perspective, not a while doing the drug perspective.

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Enderandrew
October 5, 2004 1:11 AM

No shit. This is not an urban legend, but an honest to god first-hand story.

My father had a good friend growing up. His father was abusive, and he loved his mother. He took a bunch of acid, came home, confronted his father, and stabbed him to death.

The problem is that he was out of his mind, and actually stabbed his mother to death. He's also never truly come down to this day. I know their family.

Acid is some scary shit. I had some acid slipped in a screwdriver once, and I had a REALLY bad, scary trip. I will never, ever take it willingly.

While I'm very anti-drugs, I can understand people experimenting with pot, or X, because it won't kill you, nor are you addicted from one use.

Acid can fuck you up on one use.

Don't do it kiddies.

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boorite
October 5, 2004 8:23 AM

If you're already premorbid, LSD can indeed tip you over the edge. Of course, so can many drugs. There are a few good things to say about LSD, like it's virtually impossible to overdose on or get physically addicted to it.

I've taken LSD hundreds of times, and I can tell you banana autoclaved at super zoo fundamentals.

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Zaster
October 5, 2004 2:29 PM

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Acid is some scary shit. I had some acid slipped in a screwdriver once, and I had a REALLY bad, scary trip. I will never, ever take it willingly.
Well, yeah, obviously being dosed without your knowledge is likely to result in a bad experience. I love drugs, and even I think that's a freakin' evil thing to do to someone.

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MikeyG
October 5, 2004 4:56 PM

Boorite's completely right. If you do something like acid and you're not a happy camper, don't expect LSD to bring you out of it. It'll slap you silly and may push ou over the edge.

Take a bunch of acid when you're already a mess, and you've got your buddy.

What won't do that, in my experience, is ecstasy. I've never had a bad E experience. I'd love to do it again, even, but the aftermath of E is some terrible shit.

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Enderandrew
October 5, 2004 6:20 PM

X is the only drug (with maybe shrooms being a possible exception) that I'd ever really consider doing.

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boorite
October 6, 2004 6:52 AM

X is bad for your serotonin levels.

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MikeyG
October 6, 2004 7:06 AM

Yes, which is why the aftermath is horrible. You can have a great time for a short period, and then spend the next two days in seratonin-hell.

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