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"No! You can't make me look!"

"Ha! Your Seven Tigers style is no match for my Three Stooges technique.

It's the homo-mind-meld.

Pwned.

When Ling Duck found out that Wong Chow had been using his towel, they were no longer bath-time buddies.

Chon reflected back to the days of his youth. There was just a nostalgic sense of fun when he used to stick cool, black olives on his fingers and pretend like they were eyeballs.

Except now, they really were eyeballs.

"Shhh, shhh, it's okay. You're not in danger here. That's a good boy... calm... quiet..."

Martial arts student crippled while learning to defend self