None of the guys are paying attention to me! I know what will get their attention...

I'd hit it.

I don't know if it's a testament to her being hot, or males being idiots with dicks, but she pissed herself and I still think she's hot.

Girl: "Look, everybody. I have a lemonade factory in my pants."

Guy: "Look, everybody. My dick just got hard."

Another game of "Milk, Milk, Lemonade" gone horribly wrong.

Some guys would pay a lot for that sort of thing. Believe it or not, I'm not one of them.

When you become a Bud Light girl, you also learn how to produce it.

I prefer this frame out of context.

I wewe my pansies. For fun!

The dude standing next to her is wearing leather pants.

Leather & piss....

I bet I could exploit that as a new fetish. Girls pissing on latex, even.

And yes, she's still hot, although I'd rinse her off a bit before chewing on her.

There are no new fetishes. That is one thing I have learned from Google. No matter what disgusting combination I dream up, there is a website for it. I can but marvel at the infinite forms of human sexual expression, most of them appalling.

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I prefer this frame out of context.

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I invented two new fetishes the other day. I can't recall the second one, but the first is parapalegic strippers.

I really think this is an untapped well.

Google it and prepare to be horrified.

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No matter what disgusting combination I dream up, there is a website for it. I can but marvel at the infinite forms of human sexual expression, most of them appalling.

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"Hey, everybody.. dis is my date, Myra. She's, uh... she's pissing her pants, just now. Maybe dis aint a good time."

that party is when she realized to stop reusing her tampons