I drew a couple of happy faces too, but you can't see them in the picture.

She'd gotten 17 of her 25 favorite strippers' autographs, but she still lacked eight ...

Yet another gratuitous shot of a stripper's dirty pillows.

aus feels unloved :(

When I said I'd do a line on your tits, that's not what I meant.

My plan to get everyone to sign my penis didn't go so well.

As usual, I'm nowhere near getting on a woman's breasts.

Looks like kaufman was a little nervous while scribbling his name, the letters are all that anatomically correct

Kids! Can you count all the boobs in this picture?

(Ho ho! Go away for months at a time then insult people when I come back!)

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Looks like kaufman was a little nervous while scribbling his name, the letters are all that anatomically correct

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And once again, I'm one of the only people to not get near someone's breasts.

Flip her over and see my signature.

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And once again, I'm one of the only people to not get near someone's breasts.

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Flip her over and see my signature.

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And once again, I'm one of the only people to not get near someone's breasts.

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The coolest thing about this is that she totally was naked when she wrote the names.

It's just too bad she couldn't scroll down and show the first place she put my name. Also, I think we'd need an OB/GYN for that.