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boorite
October 26, 2004 2:46 PM

I say ... religion!

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bunnerabb
October 26, 2004 3:42 PM

Religion? HAH! Well, FUUUUUCK YOU, buddy!

( Is that ok? )

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andydougan
October 26, 2004 4:42 PM

God is a cunt!

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Zaster
October 26, 2004 5:21 PM

Even Jesus hates you.

Ia Cthulhu!

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EvilZak
October 26, 2004 5:50 PM

I hate people who think that the Taco Bell Chihuahua created the universe and the MSN Butterfly decides whether you go to heaven or hell. You'd have to be a pretty dumb fucking shithead to believe that.

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Enderandrew
October 26, 2004 6:33 PM

I say we fight about the merits of amputee porn.

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biped
October 26, 2004 6:48 PM

I think you should all fight amongst yourselves about why you're so much stupider than I am.

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Rabid_Weasle
October 26, 2004 7:19 PM

Butterscotch is a sub-par flavour of pudding!

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Enderandrew
October 26, 2004 8:03 PM

quote:
Butterscotch is a sub-par flavour of pudding!

Sub-par in comparison to Tapioca, but otherwise Butterscotch is perfectly acceptable!

I can't believe the heathens here!

Next someone will try and claim that Madonna and J-Lo have sub-par acting careers.

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areallystupidguy
October 26, 2004 9:15 PM

I fucking hate people who never post in the forums, and make comics even less. Particularly if their user names have the word "stupid" in the title and they suck a lot.

This is a firey topic. Let's use this one.

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Spankling
October 26, 2004 9:32 PM

quote:
quote:
Butterscotch is a sub-par flavour of pudding!
Sub-par in comparison to Tapioca, but otherwise Butterscotch is perfectly acceptable!

I can't believe the heathens here!


What an ass-pimple-puss-didling thing to say! Tapioca is about more than just the flavor! It's about texture! It's about adhesiveness! It's about eatable "white mud" wrestling!

You people got no culture!

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Rabid_Weasle
October 26, 2004 11:34 PM

Spankling has culture coming out the wazoo.

Oh wait, that's... nevermind.

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pita
October 27, 2004 12:03 AM

Make Love, Not War.

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Zaster
October 27, 2004 2:23 AM

quote:
Make Love, Not War.

Oh, so you're saying you don't support our troops, eh?
It's on now, hippie!

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andydougan
October 27, 2004 4:11 AM

God is a cunt!

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User #16352
October 27, 2004 4:36 AM

What's the deal with ham radios? They're not made of ham!
Believe me, I TRIED!

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MikeyG
October 27, 2004 6:19 AM

I DISAGREE!

We shouldn't be fighting about religion, or Tapioca-flavored pudding, or ham radios, or areallystupidguy's genital warts!

We should be fighting about FIGHTING! I, for one, support fighting.

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NooniePuuBunny
October 27, 2004 7:08 AM

quote:
quote:
quote:
Butterscotch is a sub-par flavour of pudding!
Sub-par in comparison to Tapioca, but otherwise Butterscotch is perfectly acceptable!

I can't believe the heathens here!


What an ass-pimple-puss-didling thing to say! Tapioca is about more than just the flavor! It's about texture! It's about adhesiveness! It's about eatable "white mud" wrestling!

You people got no culture!



Rice pudding ownz all of y'all's asses.

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boorite
October 27, 2004 7:10 AM

You say you support fighting, but your actions speak differently!

[hits Mikey with a brick]

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UnknownEric
October 27, 2004 7:18 AM

Everybody who posts in this thread rapes goats!

Oh... wait...

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MikeyG
October 27, 2004 8:08 AM

quote:
You say you support fighting, but your actions speak differently!

[hits Mikey with a brick]



Prepare to be inebriated, drunkard!

[choob fu]

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Rabid_Weasle
October 27, 2004 7:53 PM

Rice pudding is such an oxymoron. It is not even close to being pudding. It should be called Rice Sickly Giraffe Vomit.

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NooniePuuBunny
October 27, 2004 8:22 PM

quote:
Rice pudding is such an oxymoron. It is not even close to being pudding. It should be called Rice Sickly Giraffe Vomit.

Do not mock the power of the rice pudding. MAY THE PUDDING REBUKE THEE, RABID!

*throws molten pudding on Rabid's back*

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DragonXero
October 28, 2004 1:49 AM

You know what sucks? Pineapple on canadian bacon pizza. You know what else sucks?

Mayonaise.

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NooniePuuBunny
October 29, 2004 3:00 PM

quote:
... You know what else sucks?

Mayonaise.



Hey! I like Mayo with my hash browns! Feel my wrath, Dragon-Boy!

*Throws hot grease on DX's back*

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areallystupidguy
October 29, 2004 9:42 PM

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You know what sucks? Pineapple on canadian bacon pizza.

*banishes DX to eternal pineapple and canadian bacon pizza hell*

Few can insult my favorite flavor pizza without a LITTLE eternal suffering, at the very least.

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little_kitty
October 29, 2004 10:04 PM

Pineapple just sucks, period. Same with mushrooms. And chunky salsa. And turnips (eurgh).

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NooniePuuBunny
October 29, 2004 10:26 PM

quote:
Pineapple just sucks, period. Same with mushrooms. And chunky salsa. And turnips (eurgh).




MWAHAHAHA! BDH!

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ivytheplant
October 30, 2004 2:57 PM

JDPLVY is back. He's maxwell2005.

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possums
October 30, 2004 3:05 PM

OWN'D!!!

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ivytheplant
October 30, 2004 3:12 PM

Heathens.

The best pizza is chicken, pineapple, mushroom, onion, and green pepper. And it has to be Papa John's because every other place has shitty mushrooms.

There, now you know my weakness.

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possums
October 30, 2004 5:38 PM

Lies. I'll lies. Truly I am the only one who knows the true pizza.

Cheese. Lots of cheese. Mushrooms. Olives. Peppers. And tobasco. Lots of fucking tobasco. Because it's good. Damn it. And tobacco. Cassie says tobacco.

:\

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BobRogers
October 30, 2004 6:12 PM

You've ALL got it wrong. The best pizza is STAR TREK CHERRY PIE PIZZA SURPRISE!

That's a pizza dough foundation, smothered in cherry pie filling, baked toasty hot, sprinkled liberally with powdered sugar and delivered by twin acquiescent semi-nude virgins of your gender of preference with three two-litre bottles of vanilla-cherry Dr. Pepper at the exact moment that a Star Trek Marathon begins on the SIFI Channel.

When the twins say in unison, "Opening hailing frequencies, Captain..." That's the signal to begin the slow and delightful process of licking all those cherries right off their foundation.

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Zaster
October 30, 2004 6:51 PM

You know what sucks on a pizza? Grasshoppers. Grasshoppers and rusty bolts.
Also I hate it when they substitute yellow crayon shavings for cheese.

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EvilZak
October 30, 2004 6:53 PM

Fuck you! A grasshopperless pizza is a shitty pizza and you know it.

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UnknownEric
October 31, 2004 10:21 AM

My favorite pizza at the moment is the BBQ Chicken, Mushroom and Olive pizza that the place around the corner from me makes. Mmm, mmm, good.

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ivytheplant
October 31, 2004 10:27 AM

Olives = tools of the devil.

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MikeyG
October 31, 2004 10:33 AM

quote:
Olives = tools of the devil.

I agree. I love mushroom and garlic pizza, as well as pepperoni & extra cheese, bacon & cheddar, and chicken marsala pizza.

I would rather eat my own boak than put ham or pineapple on my pizza, you crazy-ass pizza scientists.

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UnknownEric
October 31, 2004 11:35 AM

Green olives are indeed tools of the devil.

But black olives? Say, they're devilicious!

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little_kitty
October 31, 2004 5:09 PM

Ultimate best pizza evar:
chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, roma tomatos (they have to be roma... I don't know why), celery. Homemade crust with Italian dressing and pizza sauce, and barely any cheese.
Its the lactose-intolerant way to eat pizza!

Or pepperoni and cheese. Nothing beats the basics.

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kaufman
October 31, 2004 7:24 PM

quote:
Ultimate best pizza evar:
chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, roma tomatos (they have to be roma... I don't know why), celery. Homemade crust with Italian dressing and pizza sauce, and barely any cheese.
Its the lactose-intolerant way to eat pizza!

Or pepperoni and cheese. Nothing beats the basics.


Nothing beats the basics. Ergo, ditch the pepperoni.

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pita
October 31, 2004 10:54 PM

Who's Ergo?

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BobRogers
November 1, 2004 6:15 AM

"Ergo" is the Dom DeLouise character who appeared on an episode of Stargate SG-1. He bedevils the team by being their invisible friend.

Dom's a little round man who very much loves pizza and looks like Chef Paul Prudomme (sic) or vice versa.

Famous for having said, "Death is EASY - COMEDY, now THAT'S Difficult!" to Burt Reynolds in the film "The End"

His most remembered (or forgetable) role was as "Captain Chaos" in the (also forgetable) "Cannonball Run" fims.

Classically trained to the theater, Dom is one of the most beloved fat dudes in hollywood.

It was from Dom's web site that I got the recipe for Cherry pie pizza.

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User #16352
November 1, 2004 6:41 AM

His best performance is that orange cat in fivel goes west.

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boorite
November 1, 2004 6:42 AM

Is that Bob Rogers the Cabin Boy?

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BobRogers
November 1, 2004 9:26 AM

I'm not...

But I can be. Just name the ship.

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boorite
November 1, 2004 9:37 AM

Your name inspired this here lame artifice.

255735

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MikeyG
November 1, 2004 10:04 AM

Actually, Dom DeLoiuse's best performance was as himself in the forgettable, lame-ass movie "The Godson", starring Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

He played the godfather, but his best part was when he made a cameo appearance, in his own movie, as himself. His best line was "Your mother's ass!"

And let's not forget his turn as the Emperor in History of the World, one of Mel Brooks' best movies. His best line was "Okay, faggot, what's next?"

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BobRogers
November 1, 2004 10:43 AM

Wow.

I've been trumped without the benefit of a Donald!

I laughed at Boorite's strip, but probably for an obscure reason.

Dom Deluise is my hero

Cherry Pizza Rules and so it would seem does Boorite.

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boorite
November 1, 2004 11:19 AM

Thanks, Mr. Rogers!

My favorite Dom scene was when he was trying to sweep up the plague of frogs in that Mel Brooks movie.

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