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M3t4November 7, 2004 11:31 PM
Bush: I love turkey! Turkey: Gobble gobble!
bipedNovember 8, 2004 6:50 AM
"Awww! The turkey's pulling a Lewinsky."
DragonXeroNovember 8, 2004 4:36 PM
I've never seen a Turkey WILLINGLY give a little head.
Usually it takes an axe.
SpanklingNovember 8, 2004 10:03 PM
I think we did this one around 2001 but it is good clean fun.
User #16352November 9, 2004 6:19 PM
"A turkey is sucking my dick."
NooniePuuBunnyNovember 9, 2004 10:09 PM
George was a little surprised when the turkey started using its beak when gobbling.
M3t4November 10, 2004 1:53 AM
When I read this vodka came out of my nose. Simple and right to the point.
User #16352November 10, 2004 4:51 AM
quote: When I read this vodka came out of my nose. Simple and right to the point. And you wern't even drinking any vodka. That's crazy!
quote: When I read this vodka came out of my nose. Simple and right to the point.
UnknownEricNovember 10, 2004 7:13 AM
The early bird gets his worm.
bipedNovember 10, 2004 7:42 AM
"Thank you for sparing my life, Mr. President. GLORP!"
Twi_primeNovember 10, 2004 12:16 PM
"As far as I'm concerned, this is what *all* the voters can do!"
User #16352November 11, 2004 4:39 AM
"I call the white meat!"
Kr0n1cNovember 12, 2004 1:33 AM
Giblets and gravy!
bunnerabbNovember 13, 2004 6:24 AM
"Whaddaya you MEAN "the turkey beat me out for a spot on Jeopardy"?. Ah went ta YALE, Gawdammit!"
bunnerabbNovember 13, 2004 6:25 AM
"DAD!"