Does anyone have any lotion?

"Look, that cat has no hair."

"No hairs in this pussy's mouth when it licks itself."

"Bald pussies are unnatural, and like other unnatural things, belong strictly on porn websites."

"But it's so much more fun to stroke and cuddle hairy pussies."

It looks like some sci-fi alien. Actually, to be honest, it reminds me of Jean -Luc Picard from that Star Trek series.

Yodda at middle age.

"Meo- *hack* *wheeze*"

"But you said you liked it shaved!"