So I guess the rumored Howard The Duck sequel is going ahead as planned.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT?"

Gay

When Fred saw the enormous picture trying to load, he realized it would take forever.

Howard the Duck and Green Goblin from the first Spiderman movie have mated.

"That's right, that's right! Hot, studly duckmuffin comin' through! Yes, yes, ladies, you can look, but don't touch, 'cause I do the choosin' here. 'Uaaack, 'uaack, 'uaaaack!"

H4W! That's some funny shit, Twi.

It's hard being an 18th tier Marvel character like O-Duck. The Avengers don't want you, you try to guest in other people's titles and they push you away, you can't even get Bendis to kill you in some sort of crossover event.