Check this out!

SECRET THREAD.

jools

check it

whoops. Sorry. wrong link.
here it is.

SECRET THREAD

I know what ur doing...and I can acsess the link, so it ain't very secret is it?

Forget I just said that!

check it again

That's nice! a bit of backchat...

just tell me your email skagg.

r3reachme@hotmail.com or pl007b0214_3@blueyonder.co.uk

id prefer the second

so long as it aint a virus, in which case send it to the 1st

That's pretty cool.

I dunno how u did it jools, crabby, but u have won the war and therefor, I am giving u the right to...um...I'll think about this one...OK! U may tell me to go away for 1 week, 2 weeks or 3 weeks either of which I will do, But I warn U, U may only use this gift once so use it wisely!

You've got my email if you want to let me in on the secret.

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I dunno how u did it jools, crabby, but u have won the war and therefor, I am giving u the right to...um...I'll think about this one...OK! U may tell me to go away for 1 week, 2 weeks or 3 weeks either of which I will do, But I warn U, U may only use this gift once so use it wisely!

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Um- that on the far far right is me.

134 posts and 52 comics

Not quite a newbie.

Some of the "regulars" only have about 40 comics.

RAW I am worthy.

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By the way people the sexual tension in that SECRET THREAD are getting out of control.

You aren't officially a regular until you've bested the Super Secret Stripcreator Obstacle Course. The course is open M-F from 8am to 5pm. Unfortunately it's in Dexx's basement, so you'll need to go visit him to run it.

Tennis shoes with non-skid soles are recommended.

Ok, i'll just use my kung fu, psycohistorian mentat telekenetic awsome powers to run there, do it, and get back here to finish this post...

*later*

Wow I'm fast. Hey DexX, what's with all those dirty pairs of smiley boxers down there? They're everywhere!

And why did I have to eat that hamster? Was that for me or did everyone do it?

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And why did I have to eat that hamster? Was that for me or did everyone do it?

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I'm no sodomite- don't go callin me that. I dig chicks.
But not hamsters(tasted like wood chips in his cage).
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Ok maybe your not a regular. TOBOR doesn't destroy he CORNHOLES.

I prefer not to use that word, but i know very well he does "that".

There goes slick willy always with the slick talk.

stripcreator is no place for those squeamish about cornholing, cornholes, or cornholery in general. This is also not a place to call people of a certain persuasion "sodomites."

Tobor will be over shortly to give you sensitivity training.

I like that word- entirely apropriate.
Like in "Shogun"- Richard Chamberlian says "IM NOT A BLOODY SODOMITE!"

Maybe its YOU who has the problem with MY language.

Remember the balls i have that enable me to talk about my religion so forcefully. I will spare you my "anti-homosexual rhetoric", but ill just point out that I delete your swears, and i will take the same steps toward "C***holing".
I know he does that. I would rather avoid it and hope you got the gist.

Tobor is going to enjoy your sensitivity training sessions more than most.

help me ladyjdotnet, andydougan, someone, you're my only hope.

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I'm no sodomite- don't go callin me that. I dig chicks.

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isn't "sodomite" one of those words like the N one that you're not supposed to use? homophobia pisses me right off.

I'm not a homophobe, but damn! Those gay folks! Ya know what I mean? Damn!

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I'm not a homophobe, but damn! Those gay folks! Ya know what I mean? Damn!

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They certainly d- Hey! No they don't! They're, like, bad or something! They are not at all sexually attractive! Not even in the slightest! YOU GOT THAT???

Now, see, DexX is a christian too.
However, he has a sense of humor.
And an anus the size of Texas, ever since Tobor came 'round these parts.
Poor guy.

Wouldn't it be easier if we could all accept eachother for who we are?

I myself am raised Roman Catholic (which isn't that difficult to 'come out' for in the netherlands) but that doesn't mean I agree with everything that pope guy has to say ..

Basically (warning .. religious crap coming up)

Jesus has said from the beginning (let's give the guy some credit .. he did SOME good things .. IF he existed in the first place) that you must accept everyone the way they are even if they don't have the same religion as you, even IF they are "sinners" (even that is in the eye of the beholder of course)

(I did warn you, didn't I?)

I am NOT trying to convert you to Christianity or anything .. all I want to say is: I am a christian and I accept ANYONE's opinion as being their own as long as they accept my opinions and don't try to force their opinions on me.

Take the church of arse for example .. if you are willing to be cor.. erm "initiated" .. no problem .. of course the problems arise when people force their religion on you (in this case, that could result in having trouble walking for about a week)

We all agree that forcing that on people is wrong .. yet why do we all think our own "religion" is the only true one and that everyone should believe that too?

I think it's time we all realised that basically, when it all comes down to it .. all the major religions of this world are the same. There might be differences, but if you look closely, there are many more resemblances than differences.

So whether you are a christian, a muslim, a hindu, a buddhist, a pagan or an atheist .. Just go around with life, accept other people for who they are and what they believe in and don't say they are wrong just because they believe in something else ..

Sorry about this rant .. but it's just that all this hate crap on these forums are almost making me to stop coming here even though I have a blast with the comic competitions .. (and the church of arse thread)

I guess this only proves one thing .. a forum like this cannot exist without moderators keeping people from behaving like absolute trolls ..

Apologies to the people I might have offended with this .. but this is just how I feel about these forums .. great comic competitions and stuff, but for the rest, too many trolls

Blah, it's time to get away from the religion thread again.

Lets all just go down to the secret thread to vent some negative energy.

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help me ladyjdotnet, andydougan, someone, you're my only hope.

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LadyJ said these things..
Me? Why me? I don't like you. (For those of you who've gotten on my case about saying that to people in the past, I kept it to myself for all this time. Aren't you proud of me?)

It's okay, I don't like him much either. *gives LadyJ a hug* You're allowed to be grumpy at this one.

Good points: You like Weird Al and are fairly articulate.
Bad points: You're arrogant, super-religious, and a bigot.

*nod* Fair... tough, but fair...

Yep, I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

...and being a woman, LadyJ reserves the right to change her mind! *evil grin*

By the way, you don't like me either. I'm bisexual, I live in sin with my boyfriend, I'm pro-choice, I'm all for the ACLU, I'm what some would call a feminist, and I frequently "throw God out of the public square".

Well, I'm bisexual too (be nice - only two people in the world know that... well, more than two now!) lived in sin for two years before marrying, I'm pro-life (hey, we have to be somewhat different), I have no idea what the ACLU is (labour union? If so, 100% pro) I am into equal rights for the sexes (as far as that can go, since men and women are very different, and can never be 100% equal), and I have no idea what throwing God out of the public square means... I am a lapsed Catholic, and my wife is a semi-practising one.

According to Falwell and Robertson. It's all my fault that the September 11 attack happened.

Oh, ignore those dumb fucks. They represent real Christians about as well as Lassie represents the Russian Olympic water-polo team.

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LadyJ said these things..
Me? Why me? I don't like you. (For those of you who've gotten on my case about saying that to people in the past, I kept it to myself for all this time. Aren't you proud of me?)

It's okay, I don't like him much either. *gives LadyJ a hug* You're allowed to be grumpy at this one.

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Well...

I don't think there can be a 100% separation of Church and State, simply because many laws are based on some kind of morality. Without religion even hiding in a state's history, you don't have that solid foundation for the morality of the law. If ya get what I mean...

A reading from the Book of Frank:

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

It is also written:

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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Remember the balls i have that enable me to talk about my religion so forcefully.

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Oh, and I don't appreciate your revising our religious texts. Do I go around striking all the cornholing out of your Bible? No. You see, Tobor WILL cornhole you. As the old Yahweh smote, so does Tobor cornhole. It is not an argument, and it is not supposed to enhance our self-esteem. Tobor is not a therapist. The proper response is not to bowdlerize this revealed truth, but to prostrate oneself in abject obeisance to Tobor's gyrating hydraulic schlong. Otherwise, you're just making it harder on yourself.

DexX genuflects respectfully, and covers his arse with both hands with a look of terror on his face, at the mention of Tobor's Holy Gyrating Hydraulic Schlong.

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I have no idea what the ACLU is

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*chuckle*

During the recent-ish US election, I often referred to it along the lines of, "Gee, I wonder which born-rich, Protestant, corporate-backed, heterosexual, married, white boy will win?"