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ZasterJanuary 23, 2005 3:02 PM
I mean, really wants you.
SpanklingJanuary 23, 2005 5:00 PM
He washes his hair and suddenly he thinks he's hot stuff.
graykaneJanuary 23, 2005 9:05 PM
Tesimonials: "I paid $2.99 a minute and got this? It took me twice as long to finish!!!"
Rabid_WeasleJanuary 23, 2005 9:21 PM
"C'mon baby, why don't you reformat my hard drive. Aaaaalright!"
not_ScyessJanuary 23, 2005 9:26 PM
He started to feel tired after his third hour waiting for tech support to fix his problem.
UnknownEricJanuary 24, 2005 9:54 AM
Sassy's "Cute Band Alert" seemed to really be reaching this time...
ivytheplantJanuary 27, 2005 2:32 PM
Just when I thought it wasn't possible for him to be a bigger nerd...
ZasterJanuary 27, 2005 4:26 PM
Careful -- he's out to monopalize your heart next.
Maxs_AprenticeJanuary 28, 2005 7:29 AM
That scares me and makes a little puke spit up...
holycrapJanuary 30, 2005 12:28 PM
Sorry, Bill, women arnt like computers, they dont take 2 an a half inch flopies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigFrank105January 30, 2005 12:30 PM
quote:Sorry, Bill, women arnt like computers, they dont take 2 an a half inch flopies!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats probably the funniest thing I've heard today
quote:Sorry, Bill, women arnt like computers, they dont take 2 an a half inch flopies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KurashimaJanuary 30, 2005 4:42 PM
Microsoft? For $2.50 a minute, ill give you Microhard, and not a floppy in site baby!
