...the color mauve.

...indifference.

lanyards

... Liberitarians.

...the red plastic cups littering my desk.

...Aerosmith's "Dream On"

...My Physics teacher

...the President

...Corned Beef

...Krispy Kreme Donuts

...Bob Costas

...imitation crab cakes

...Jim Belushi

...pajamas

...Utah

...MTV's "The Real World"

...hockey

...Superman's pal, Jimmy Olsen

-everything

JDPLVY

things I've never heard of.

drunkj

Is that like being drunk in Norway?

... whether or not my meal is vegetarian.

... your a/s/l.

... political statistics, since every side can usually warp the same numbers to support their case.

... the Gay Pride parade.

... carrots.

... parrots.

... Maritz.

... celebrety "news."

... rutabegas.

... the names of Columbas' three ships.

-CHUBBY

...redbrute.

...gamefaqs.

...Charlie Kaufman.

...Charlton Heston.

...digital film.

...pubic hair.

...apathy

...republicans

...democrats

...homosexuality

...generic cola

...Uganda

...annoying people who manage to be funny

-fantasy/sci-fi

-computer games

-John Edwards

-spectator sports

-reality shows

-most Hollywood movies

-NPR

-network tv

-Paris Hilton

-in-laws

-exes

-my alma mater

-broadcast news

-radio

-the Oscars

- packing peanuts.

- roller skating

- blenders.

- sulphur.

- the color yellow.

- the next door neighbors.

- Star Trek: The Original Series.

- Star Wars.

- turtles.

- commercials. Since getting a DVR last year, I haven't watched any.

- TV specials about WW2 (excluding military equipment).

- pinochle.

- spiders.

- chemistry.

- The Incredible Hulk.