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SpanklingMarch 3, 2005 9:30 PM
Twi_primeMarch 4, 2005 12:53 AM
A spokesperson for the Michelin Man announced today that the longtime tire icon is now a proud father!
BigFrank105March 4, 2005 5:27 AM
Wow... I have absolutely nothing to say to that.
80_Million_FleasMarch 4, 2005 5:43 AM
"Could you hold up my arm so I can suck the fry grease off my finger?"
Rabid_WeasleMarch 4, 2005 2:57 PM
That's when Steve looked to his left and an idea popped into his head. Water wings were born that day, or so they say.
DragonXeroMarch 6, 2005 3:39 AM
"Someday, I wanna be a real boy!"
bipedMarch 8, 2005 8:30 PM
"No, I'm afraid you can only eat what's on the menu, little boy. Those people work here."
thochaosMarch 9, 2005 12:48 AM
Unfortunately, little Johnny Spurlock had to suffer for the sake of "Super Size Me Too".
BigFrank105March 9, 2005 5:31 AM
"Momma, get th' forklift! I hafta go poop!"
MelkorMarch 9, 2005 12:03 PM
I see Marlon brando's clone is comming along just fine.
flipynif1March 12, 2005 12:34 PM
The Michelin Man called, he wants his body back.
thisstinks17March 13, 2005 6:24 PM
"oh hell no, you did not just steal a fry"
attitudechickaMarch 14, 2005 6:20 PM
And yet they're putting bans on smoking and alcohol....
JESUSSANDWICHMarch 16, 2005 1:16 PM
"Wow," said his mother "My son is a fat fuck."
Kevin_Keegans_PermMarch 18, 2005 11:22 AM
IM NOT FAT , IM JUST BIG BONED. NOW BRING ME ANOTHER BIG MAC, BITCH!
umfumdisiMarch 19, 2005 11:17 PM
Bring forth the deep fat fryer so I may quench my thirst!
DirtyOldManMarch 23, 2005 8:06 PM
Hey lady, you gonna eat that suitcase?
